OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Is this place Fred free? *looks around warily*

Well there is a table in the corner with "Reserved" on it but I don't know who it is for. :o)

That table is reserved for the President, just in case he should drop in.

Fred is to pompous to come in here.

He came in a week or so ago, left without a word . Not enough David Cameron talk.

Did I miss him, darn it. I was going to ask him if he needed a loan.

Calling,Fred, Fred, socrates would love a chat with you. like ---- lol

Maybe he doesn't like meerkat pat!

He does not like adults acting like kids !

Little kids acting the goat?

whats on the menu for starters? The meercat smells off.

No, no you are looking at the wrong one, that is a mere cat pat this is the meerkat patover here!

Don't like the flees jumping about, or that fur.

Morning all, papers arrived yet?

Well, um er.....this chap called and said would I like to reduce the paper bill and if I slipped him a fiver I could have that big pile over there. Turns out I've bought 50 copies of the last News of the World. :o(

I said papers not comics.

Save that 50 copies, in a few years time they will be worth.......................oh, nothing much at all.

There was nothing comic about the NOW! I've cut them into strips and hung them in the loo.

Some optimist on ebay is hoping to get 100 for a copy!

i am the president where is my vip table?