- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Jeffmack
You must have missed me because I was smiling. So was her-indoors. Elevenses anyone?

Happy Christmas one and all!!
I hope your turkey/monk fish/nut roast is organised,
your booze is 'settling'at room temp./chilling,
your pressies are wrapped,
your tree lights are functioning,
your relatives are bearable,
and YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!
However you choose to spend the feastive break!!!

OK speeches done - WHERE'S THE BOOZE???????????

Where is the mistletoe?

Dunno - probably the pooch is keeping hold of it.
See Us Ladies are in 3 of the top 5 places in the competition
but it is the season of good will so I wont rub it in chaps...
((Hee-hee...))

stockers
My relatives are bearable because they are 200 miles away, (I don't really mean that).
Roast? The tin of beans is already open because after a few drinks the tin opener is a disaster area.
Pressies, wrapped? Why wrap a new iron, it's in a box for goodness sake!
Tree?
BOOZE - now you're talking.

Ahh Sockies...Have a large what-ever-you're-drinking
on me!!! Sounds like you need some Christmas spirit!!

Well people - that's my time done on here for today,
have a great break and see you all in a few days.
(((BYE!!!!)))

Can you please enjoy yourself quietly, some of us have got a Bank to run.

Jeffmack - I presume you will head home about 1pm.

I've got load of things that I'm supposed to do, but I just have no motivation. I've got to send a chq & some paperwork for a rights issue which needs to get their by the 30th. Should do it today I suppose..........

little woman
I am still here. I have sent all my staff home while I hold the fort

Who are you making tea for at this time of day, surely [?] the bank are at the gin & it parties.
Stick a funny hat on your bonce, a whistle thingy in your norf & sarf, have another mince pie and relax in the caff.
No frenzy here, all civilised and ready to eat, as Socs so nicely puts it, our wilderbeest.
Do you know I could have swore I heard that you've mad cow in the UK but none over here, tee hee except I also heard Mrs Thatcher [I don't recognise all that Sir, Lord, Lady crap] is Christmassing over here.

Have a great Yuletide everyone....

LW
Been to the pub already for a few. Now sitting here on my tod with a posh coffee and a mince pie

little willie
I don't think we have any mad cow over here any more, the US have just said they have some though.

I have decided, in the absence of the canine proprietor, to keep the cafe open over Christmas. I thought it would be convivial for people to pop in for a quiet drink away from the frenzy of families and friends. A little haven of peace and tranquility is just what the doctor ordered at such times.

Gd give me the best short of the day (i mean liquid shorts not the market ones)
Happy christmas and a prosperous new year to all the frequenters of the cafe.Ring the bell -the tabs on me

rgds
zarif

Thats it, markets closed so I thought it was time to relax. That was until my daughter arrived with my Grandson and informed me I am baby sitting tonight.
So the beer goes back into the fridge until later and I have to practice my 'cooey Ccoos'.
Wishing you all a fun Xmas.
D.

Now for a quiet sojourn, I'll put BBC2 on and we can all join in with the carols from Kings.

Wishing you all a very merry Christmas from Poochy the mutt.

Please find all your prezzies under the Cafe tree.

Find my pressie, I can't even find the tree!

After years of complaining that the 12lb or so turkey that is the size that I buy for Christmas is far too big 'She Who Thinks She Should be Obeyed' bought the turkey this year - an 18lb monster that looks more like an ostrich than a turkey!

I'll not need to go out and shoot rabbit for Boxing Day pie this year! In fact there will be enough turkey pie for everyone at the Tea Room.

Merry Xmas to all.

Just wrapped up a new ironning board for the wife, the kids think its a surf board.

I see the Royal pets are having Corgi for their xmas dinner.
Tastes just like Chicken you know.