OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Lol! I like it! I'll just get my DIY kit out.

Right! (pulls wet sleaves up)

(Gulp)

Do you wear glasses?

Yes, 6 pairs at a time.

Take them off!

Eh?!

The glases, off.

(cracks knuckles, adjusts sleeves)

Well, um, could take a while. I've just found another 20 pairs in my pocket and I've put them on as well. Can't see much now.

Actually I better not. I don't want Bunny banning me for violent conduct.

I entirely agree!

That goes for you too.

No more so called accidents.

Absolutely.

(Because he is wearing 26 pairs of glasses Kim does not see the sherry trifle balanced precariously on the counter)

Ha ha ha

(gentle shove in the direction)

(Trips over chair leg, knocks trifle up in the air)

Who's it going to land on lol?

Don't know. It's all up in the air at the moment! :o)

Things are looking a trifle messy in here today.

Don't ever trifle with your sex life.

The jelly and custard are a ba*tard to wash off after.

Just bought a trifle for the weekend from tesco. There was a little notice saying the instructions were on the underside.

Instructions: 1. DO NOT TURN OVER

Every little helps.