OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I entirely agree!

That goes for you too.

No more so called accidents.

Absolutely.

(Because he is wearing 26 pairs of glasses Kim does not see the sherry trifle balanced precariously on the counter)

Ha ha ha

(gentle shove in the direction)

(Trips over chair leg, knocks trifle up in the air)

Who's it going to land on lol?

Don't know. It's all up in the air at the moment! :o)

Things are looking a trifle messy in here today.

Don't ever trifle with your sex life.

The jelly and custard are a ba*tard to wash off after.

Just bought a trifle for the weekend from tesco. There was a little notice saying the instructions were on the underside.

Instructions: 1. DO NOT TURN OVER

Every little helps.

Lol!

If you involve sherry trifle in your sex life, the thought of washing it off is quite alien to me!

I thought Sherry was a she - not an it ! :-))

Hundreds and thousands of nibbles. Hmmmm. :o)

Or for one.

Nice trifles! Someone has had more than a trifle of that apple pie I see!

Morning all, what happened in the end?

Bacon sandwich please chef........

Well it turns out that the trifle was so thick that is has stuck to the ceiling. The bowl is slowly, very slowly beginning to slide off the trifle.

Brown sauce and um, ketchup with the bacon sandwich?

Skinny - The top picture is for one, the bottom picture is just a sample.

Both please, in the sandwich as well, not on me.