OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Hundreds and thousands of nibbles. Hmmmm. :o)

Or for one.

Nice trifles! Someone has had more than a trifle of that apple pie I see!

Morning all, what happened in the end?

Bacon sandwich please chef........

Well it turns out that the trifle was so thick that is has stuck to the ceiling. The bowl is slowly, very slowly beginning to slide off the trifle.

Brown sauce and um, ketchup with the bacon sandwich?

Skinny - The top picture is for one, the bottom picture is just a sample.

Both please, in the sandwich as well, not on me.

Ah, ok. No problem, I've built this little robot dispenser jobbie; it's great I just press the remote control and it trundles up to your plate and hey presto!, it squirts just the right amount of ketchup. Works perfectly, I've tested it 12 times with no problems! Are you ready for my 'kute kanine ketchup kaddy'?

Go on then. Something tells me unlucky 13.

No, no, not at all. Here, look I'll test it on my plate first, Ok?

I love these gadget things!

Go for it

Right, press the 'Go' button and (trundle, trundle) 'Squirt' button (POP! Ftprrrrrptfth!) Oh wow! That's the first time I've seen the base of a ketchup bottle explode! Um, I hope that's not your best shirt?

I'm phoning Bunny.

Oh no! It was an accident! :o(

(on the phone to Bunny)

Yes.....ah ha......yes he did....yeh....yeh......right....I think so.......

Sneak.

It's so not fair!

......that's exactly what I said.......yeh.......yeh.......aha.........about 3 hours.......yeh....of course.......

(A pair of eyes peeps over the counter)
It's so, so not fair! It wasn't my fault that it was a dodgy ketchup bottle.