OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

shop has just passed out with shock.

SHOP,SHOP,RINGS BELL, BLOWS AIR HORN, FIRES CANNON, any chance of service.

(Eery silence)

(Meanwhile, far away, Kim aka Shop, is still running).

Have i got news for you, KEAYDIAN has longer legs then you.


Longer legs = KEAYDIAN will catch you. He has two more legs then you will have. lol

what shopping have you put in the fridge, mouth watering.

seven and a half hour wait for drinks, wow

Actually I've been meaning to cut the legs off?

There! Not to short are they? Nothing..showing?

I'm wearing hot pants!

Heard from Bunny. Kimoldfield?

(A pair of eyes peeps over the 'Buy one get one free' notice in the window)

Hmm, it might be safe to go in and anyway KEAYDIAN wouldn't dare chase me down the street wearing hot pants haha!

(Flings door open)

Good morning! I hope you've helped yourselves to the special offer fish toes that I bought yesterday and left in the fridge. Nice hot pants K!

Has Bunny been in yet with the letter that absolves me of all blame for any accidents?

Bunny will be in touch.

Wha ha ha ha ha

I've got her a very nice present! :o)

Such as?

Don't tell him pike !

No thanks but thanks for asking.

No, shan't tell!

Anyone not want a pint of Guinness?

pints all round please.

GUINNESS, how could I forget.....

My regular glass please.

Cheers all

Wait a minute, I've not got mine......