OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

No, shan't tell!

Anyone not want a pint of Guinness?

pints all round please.

GUINNESS, how could I forget.....

My regular glass please.

Cheers all

Wait a minute, I've not got mine......

Splut, splut, phssssss, ( Does that sound like a barrel of guinness running out)
Thats the last one out for KEAYDIAN.

Shop!

Barrell needs changing..........

SHOP!

If he's gone shopping again I'll..........................

(ting ting ting ting ting ting ting)

SHOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Has he got a shopping illness, seems to go a lot. lol
Looks like lager only.

Is he not going to the shops and doing something else? What can he be doing?

I'll just put it in the report Bunny asked me to keep:

(scribble scribble) 29/07/11 @ 16:09 left the bar unattended...again (scribble scribble)

Done.

Is that bigger or do you mean lager :-)

What can he be doing -

1. At home watching tv
2. Seeing a bird ( not the sparrow type)
3. or working at another pub.

(BANG, BANG, BANG!) Help! I'm locked in the cellar! Went to change the Guinness barrel and someone locked the door. I've been sabotaged!

Someone has put the gents sign on the cellar door and the cellar on the gents.The painters painted the doors today and put the signs back on the wrong doors. Someone just thought the gents door had been left open and closed it. Simples.
I will reverse them round. All sorted. Lets have some guinness.

Um, the door is still locked. Help!

Pull it the wet paint is sticking

(Heave!) (Thunk!) Err, the handle's come off!

It gets worse. lol Stand back, I am going to charge the door.

Ah, a crowbar. (Heave, creak, heave, splinter) Yes, that's got it!