OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Has he got a shopping illness, seems to go a lot. lol
Looks like lager only.

Is he not going to the shops and doing something else? What can he be doing?

I'll just put it in the report Bunny asked me to keep:

(scribble scribble) 29/07/11 @ 16:09 left the bar unattended...again (scribble scribble)

Done.

Is that bigger or do you mean lager :-)

What can he be doing -

1. At home watching tv
2. Seeing a bird ( not the sparrow type)
3. or working at another pub.

(BANG, BANG, BANG!) Help! I'm locked in the cellar! Went to change the Guinness barrel and someone locked the door. I've been sabotaged!

Someone has put the gents sign on the cellar door and the cellar on the gents.The painters painted the doors today and put the signs back on the wrong doors. Someone just thought the gents door had been left open and closed it. Simples.
I will reverse them round. All sorted. Lets have some guinness.

Um, the door is still locked. Help!

Pull it the wet paint is sticking

(Heave!) (Thunk!) Err, the handle's come off!

It gets worse. lol Stand back, I am going to charge the door.

Ah, a crowbar. (Heave, creak, heave, splinter) Yes, that's got it!

Charge, don't open the door. oh no, he has.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No! it's Supperman! Fish n chips for me please!

(scribble scirbble) damaged cellar door (scribble scribble)

What happened to stockbunny? you have not have you, or is he still about.

(Sneaks up behind KEAYDIAN and breaks the point on his pencil)

Stockbunny, aka Bunny, is a very nice young lady who is hibernating at present. I'm now going into hibernation for the weekend. Ciao!

(Flicks KEAYDIAN's broken pencil onto the floor on the way out!) :o)

:O(

That was a bit uncalled for......anyone got a pen?

A quill and ink, I still live in the past.