OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(shouts after Kimoldfield)

Get some pencils as well.

Hello! What's this? A new joke shop. (Goes in to browse)

Now these look good! Exploding pencils, hmmm, what does it say here? "not suitable for child under age 3". Perfect!

Large tea and nineteen sugars please.

What's the betting Kimoldfield stumbles across a joke shop that sells exploding pencils?

I'm back! Whisky and ex...um exceptionally good pencils.

Large tea and 19 sugars for Socs.

Thanks.

I'm em...ehh..ok for a pencil right now, thanks.

Can you make a start on the shopping list.

1st thing for the list MORE BEANS

Shopping list? Yes of course. (Fishes pen from behind right ear)

Right, More Beans. I'd prefer Heinz or Sainsbury's myself but I'll look out for More. :o)
What else?

It might be an idea to keep a duplicate of this in case I lose it. There you go KEAYDIAN, piece of paper, you've got pencils. :o)

Sorry, my writing hand is busy holding a glass (pushes back)

Swap hands then! (pushes back)

Nope (slurp)

(pushed back)

Aw, go on! (pushes back again)

No

(pushed back)

(Shove)

Has KEAYDIAN got lead in his pencil, thats what we would like to know.

Large navy rum please.

Large navy r.........er, um. Hmmmm, erm, I'm just going out to do a bit of shopping!

That must be Pussers Rum, powerful stuff that is.

(In Off-licence) Could I have some Pussy please. (SMACK)

Ouch!, sorry miss, I meant Pussers Rum.