OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Large navy rum please.

Large navy r.........er, um. Hmmmm, erm, I'm just going out to do a bit of shopping!

That must be Pussers Rum, powerful stuff that is.

(In Off-licence) Could I have some Pussy please. (SMACK)

Ouch!, sorry miss, I meant Pussers Rum.

lol

Whats this pussy?

I hope Kimoldfield gets back soon, I need a large drink with these meerkats

(Puff, pant) One large drink, (heave) a barrel of rum. I'm just going to put some ice on my face!

(stick head under barrel tap)

And pour.

(Ring, ring. Ring, ring) (Picks up phone) Hello, B'sBB. "Hello, this is Hiccups Off-licence. The barrel that you bought, we thought it was rum but it appears there has been a mixup. The one you took out is actually prune juice. We are sending a driver round with a replacement".

(Gulp) Oh, oh!

(gulp gulp gulp)

Should get a good run for his money!

Lol!

(bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrp)

Oh no, gangway

WTF!

Move it kitekat.

(baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrpppp)

Enough already!

Breakfast please and don't spare the bacon.

(Opens windows)

Bringing Bunny's Beer Basement best belly busting bacon breakfast.

MORE BEANS!

Lol!