OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

No, no! No need for a cop; the vicar is only exposed because the roof has come off the loo. Must have been KEAYDIAN last night.

Send in the doc has he come over all queer. This deafness is catching.lol

Dear? No, there's nothing dear here today. Thursday is special offer day.

Tea?

What? I cannot hear. Must be a virus.A VIRUS NOT WALRUS

Toast with that?

What.

Toast. With your hot octopus salad. Want?

Holly moses. NOT MOSS<
Fancy some octopus salad.
Is that my post?

Your post? No it's KEAYDIAN's. Mostly bills.

I dont want them.Where is he. Gone back to work with the way the market is .

Market? Oh yes, it's market day. I'm going shopping.

Can you pick up some nice ham. HAM,HAM,HAM.

Shopping done. Sorry, I couldn't get to West Ham. Shop local I say!

That was quick. You met Pam, an old friend.

No, I didn't get a pan, if I had known we needed one I would have.

I'm going shopping for a pan.

Oh a man, oh. No i dont need one .

Got one from the hardware store. As I said, shop local, so I didn't go to Oman.

Oh a pan, can you give it a test and get a decent fry up going. Anyone for a guinness
as well.

Is that KEAYDIAN outside?