OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

You've been nominated

I shall have to bring my butterfly net and a few hefties to try and catch some of the lovely creatures in here...(just for experiments of course....nothing else).....a bit like the japanese governments excuses for whaling in antartica...you know,.. that sort of thing....

Young women?, running around barefoot and n............I...I..I'll j...just put the Guinness on and fry a panup.

You're going to need a bigger boat...eh....net

I will just wipe and put me glasses on. Where?

Me glasses have steamed up.

There goes one now....didn't you see it ?.....perhaps I'm the only one that can see them.....that's scary !....

It? not her?

Love comes in all shapes and sizes.....in this case I think it was a she......

Just pressed my ear to the FTSE thread door. I can hear sharpening of knives. I think I'll stay here!

Why hello young lady! You look a little cold shall I just (SMACK) Ouch! I was only going to ask if you would like a cup of tea!

Going to let a bit of steam off. shop - wheres the guinness

(Rubbing cheek) Guinness, lots of it.

Wow be in here more often now. Are they new staff?

Right.....I've got to pop outside and see what disasters are unfolding, but I'll be back to put it in the words of Arnie.....see you later guys and dolls....

They look like pole dancers.

It's still raining and the vicar ate all the fairy cakes.

The vicar is he ok. He was a bit queer in the toilet the last time he called out.

That's not very PC is it?

Better call the PC PC!

Police, Im off.