Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Hey....I'm a straight guy.....

I know you are.

Hows your Everton boys doing in the league?.

The toffees are not my team.....what is this ?..mistaken identity ?.....market down 100 points ...not as bad as I feared...

Shall I walk in a straight line and nearly touch my nose standing on one leg ?...

Nudge nudge wink wink, a nods as good as a wink to a blind man.

I wont tell if you dont RF.

Hey !...I look out for the female species...nothing else....damn...given myself away now...let me put Gertrude back in the cupboard first...she's creating hell...we'll be able to talk...

Crude...gold ....are both up.....

You gave yourself away yesterday tea time.

A bit of investigative research back through the thread and hey BINGO.

Wonder how your identical twin Chris is doing.

Do you know ?.....I always thought I had a doppelganger.....

Bet management are thinking that aswel.

Angle (AGL)....might be worth a punt....if you are able to stay the distance...

he he he....... deflecting tactics.

Always shows the guilty ones.

First master RSI and now required field.

They always squirm in the end.

Hey...I'm not Freddie Kruger the second..shall have to pop off now ...haven't had any brekkies yet.....and it's a nice sunny day after a depressing weekend (news wise)....I'll catch up later....Gertrude come back here at once....now look what you've made me do !...

Cant stand the heat in the kitchen.

Hes been found out.

Inspector gf is on the ball...

More like still consuming his carry out from the Con Club last night :O)

he he he. Confirmed.

Always turns up when his twin is in attendance.