CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hey Socrates. I see you have met with Mother!!!

Met? Perhaps collided is a better description.

Socs, you missed the bit about it being compusory throughout the building EXCEPT WHERE IT ISNT.

And it isnt compulsory anywhere other than where it is, hope thats cleared it up a bit. ;-)

A non smoking Spaceman.

Derek, you found that room did you, was the booth in the corner manned?

Clear as mud.

OK folks, since it's a bit chilly and this place is not yet officially open I've got a charcoal brazier going out back. So get your coats on and come out with me. I've got some nice long toasting forks, rolls and sausages so we can have an impromtu barbie and make genuine boy scout hot dogs. They taste so much better made that way, it's the self-satisfaction and achievement that does it.

Oooer Socks, there's nowt like a bit of al fresco.

Choccy, that's very true.

The door swings open.

poochy stands by the door and looks in.


mmmm i like it!


Can someone help me in with the crates of Bods, me bowl and my fav blanket. I'm just bringing my stuff over from the Tea rooms whilst the party is on.

Think you'd better go and find Olga
....or was it Olaf?

Have you been drinking chocy?

I'm coming in here for some light relief.



ah that's better.

Don't tell me ....you've met Olga

I met someone?

Don't be coy ;)

who me?

What you doing over here poochy

... and choccie, what are you and olga up to ???????

jj, i'm just moving some of my stuff over here.

just help me with this Tiger's head, i shot this when i was in Wales once, will look great above the bar.

You were meant to be dancing with me GD .....
have I to keep running after you??????

That tiger's head reminds me of someone .........

It's when you slid me under your legs i went to far and ended up here.

Tends to be a problem with all men
in my life!!!

Now that's a classic line! :-)

don't worry i coming back.