- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Haven't you got any wax, Poochy?

Jeff,

I'm a Sunday Girl, bright and bonny, good and gay. That said, I seldom know which day of the week it is.

Btw, as per the rhyme, I might be gay, bit I'm not from Lesbania.

Hightone...probably....

Jeffers..lol to that, you know what dogs are like with all that leg rubbing...
whoops, spilt the milk again.

Hils..two out of four there then, understood all phones are off and you're incommunicado on a w/end; just wondering what you do with yourself?
Maybe a greek goodess tho'..Nephrodite?

LW,

Monday to Friday I'm Artemis; Aphrodite over the weekend and all the year, I'm Hera.

You lot have had me in fits reading the last day or so - keep up
the good work GD (like off the booze) although all this Monday to
Thursday talk plus lesbians may drive you to it in the end!!!

Green hair - Yeah Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can wish Mister!

This-Is-Me - see Snoball re the mouldy do'nuts as he is the
keeping of the rings but obviously hasn't realised the keeping
is not supposed to be permanent and the objective is to sell them!

JeffMack - still hanging onto your shirt tails trying not to fall
onto poor Pipeman - who the heck is pipeman anyway???

Hils, yea right Artie, Nephradite was I believe Egyptian wife of Ramesis II and by all accounts, a right little goer [as Dame Edna would say "in the nicest possible taste"]
Hera?, isn't she chinese, as in "I'm Hera in the bedroom"
Cherub should have horns and little black spots on her Jimmy Choos!!!!!!!!!!

Bunny, ones sole aim in life is to do a Doddy; ie promote happiness and laughter.
I'm tickled that your tickled, now wheres my stick?

Keep the ring donuts for our cafe fete later this month; we always get a good crowd for the winter fete and they'll be great for the Dawgs Hoopla stand plus Socs can issue some free to the poorer ladies who don't have ear-rings,
"ooohhh they're sooo different, Dahrling"

A pipeman is one who doesn't smoke cigarettes

Little Willie - Ahh and a ray of sunshine you are too! Just make
sure you watch what you do with that stick though...Or it might
ruffle a few too many feathers!
Top of that wall cabinet needs a quick once over if you can spare
a minute....
Oh yes and just noticed - Well done Little Willie for heading the
leader board!!
Sadly us ladies are heading South it seems.....

Try a Wonderbra, Bunny Girl.

:o)

Hilary - Not for me personally..Although the joke was a goodie ;.)
I can envisage all sorts of problems you see with them...
If you bump into anything you could end up with a strange
looking indentation on one side!!
In Summer with heat....Well that thought really brings the fried egg
image to the fore...

Nah...I'll stay as I am although I must be honest, some dresses look
so much better on women with something to put in them....But on the
other hand I've got less to drop down to knee warming level!

((Close your ears gentlemen...Woman's talk!!))

Ta Bunnywunny...
Re Womens talk...Loving every minute of it as us guys don't discuss such wonderful thingamies; all that and your gender created the universe, WOW.....

...reminds me of the joke about the goatee beard.....lol..

I shall go to sleep tonight dreaming of fried eggs; just hope that chips, ham, tomato,mushrooms,liver and bacon don't show their greasey face as well....

Make sure the dream doesn't turn into a nightmere like one of those
old and terrible B-movies something like "Attack of the killer fried-eggs!"
Wasn't there one called Attack of the killer tomatoes???

Hello all, what a jolly day.

A lot of action in AHT in the last few days - results tomorrow. Do I panic or sleep sound tonight?

LW

Are you still playing TIG or is it too hot in the sun?

Hi all what no poch LOL

HT.

Ps i can not reach you

Well well! Hilary is Gay on Sunday's, well i can fit you up with this lesbian as long as we can all watch.

(tickets now available at 35.00 from poochy ticket office!)

How do i know she was a Lesb, well that would be telling? :-)

(To any lesbians who read this thread......Hello and please help yourself to a cuppa)


Pint of tea please. What with this not drinking lark i have found i actually have good vision! Blimey just saw myself in the mirror and may have to start drinking again!!

Must say Hi to the perky rabbit....Hi

Golddog
Heard that one mate many times when we dont get off with a bird "Shes a lesbian"

Jeff was that you about to go to bed or up out of bed?

Doughnuts anyone?

Er.....Are they todays, yesterdays or last weeks??? (Do'nuts)

GD - you are doing well (non drinking-wise) when one part
of life is running smoothly you can bet another part will
develop the black death - hence your last weekend love-life
experience. However with positive thought and possibly a few
well chosen & subtle (I said subtle!!) enquires it may be possible
to avoid such scenarios this weekend...
((I feel like Snoopy in the booth with the sign The Dr Is In
5 cents please on the side!!! giggle))

todays, oh ye of little faith.

Ah than in that case one of those with chocolate on top
please SnoBall...and how is life treating you today???