OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(sarcastic snigger)

Yummy enjoyed the sandwich can I have another please with ketchup this time.

A double portion with lots of ketchup.

(Angry glance towards sarcastic snigger.)

That was yummy as well. Nearly time for lunch, I think I will have fish finger sandwiches.

(sarcastic snigger develops into helpless laughter)

Service! here! ha ha ha ha

I never have any trouble getting service, I think it is because of my generous tips.

Pint of guineas, but if guinness tastes better a pint of guinness please.

HA HA HA....never have any trouble getting service .....HA HA HA, STOP IT HA HA HA

Oh, er a bit of a backlog I see! I had to go shopping for fish fingers to ensure there was a smooth flow to the excellent service here.

Treble portion fish finger sandwiches.

Guinness is cheaper than guineas, though I cannot guarantee sovereign service obviously if I'm not serving guineas.

KEAYDIAN. What would you like when you've stopped laughing?

Thanks for the tip Socs! Um, hang on I haven't given you anything yet have I?

The barman has passed out with shock at post 4093. lol,lol,lol

The barman never gets tips because everyone knows that he never gives the right change when anyone has had a few!

oh short changes does he.

BARMAN I WOULD LIKE A WORD.

I've never short changed anyone in my life!

Let me get your change. Er a five pound note wasn't it?, so that's um, 2 halves of Guinness 1 each, poured into a pint glass so that's um, 2.10, packet of cheese and onion crisps 45p and um, (mumble, mumble) that gives 1.52 change. Thanks.

50 note. A CRISP RED ONE.

WHAT!! We've never had one of those in here before. I though it was an empty Walkers plain crisps packet! In fact, I'm pretty certain that's what it was. I'll check the bin.

Oh, oh! Have to nip over to Switzerland for a mo!

Ha, ha he has fallen for that one. I will wait. It was an English 50, not from
Switzerland.lol

Ok, back from Switzerland, transferred my money to some place called Libya; should be ok there I'm told.

English 50???! Sorry, only Welsh accepted here, and they are green and red!

The cash will never get into the bank account. lol. erh perhaps it was a welsh one .
It had a sheep on the back. Hope i have guessed that right.