OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

There could be a sheep watermark. It's up to ewe to find it!

Well, we can't have people just sitting there and not drinking or eating. And laughing.

Maaaaah( is that a sheeps noise), I had lammmmb chops for tea.A glass of H20 then please.
I bet he charges me, tight ----. lol

Do you sell single crisps opposed to married, boom,boom. Anyone else puts a dish
FREE OF CHARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE.

AND SOME PEANUTS,LOL

No, no. Not peanuts. That's what I get paid here! The empty dish in the middle of the table costs you nothing. :o)

MY CHANGE FROM THE 100 NOTE I GAVE YOU?
If i pull this off, i will buy him a pack of peanuts.
I take it the water was free of charge, wait for the answer ?

Have you heard of the guinnesses are on the house.

That empty dish is not hinting for a tip.lol With the service and wait times in here.

Eau, you want free water now?!

Jeeps he is charging 50p to get out the front door. 1 for a wee, 1.50 for a s--t
lol.

AND 20p for a sheet of loo paper.

No, sorry. That was last week's special offer.

It goes on and, and, and 2.50 for the hand dryer. Did he put any peanuts in the bowl. I bet he counts them back in the bag at the end of the evening.lol

....fifteen, sixteen, seventeen........

That was a half a peanut.lol

...twenty nine and a half........

There was only 28.5 peanuts. He's at it again. I am not paying for 1 peanut.

Good night kimoldfield.

...thirty five...eh? Oh, goodnight!....thirty five and a quarter......

(rolling on the floor.........still)