OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

MY CHANGE FROM THE 100 NOTE I GAVE YOU?
If i pull this off, i will buy him a pack of peanuts.
I take it the water was free of charge, wait for the answer ?

Have you heard of the guinnesses are on the house.

That empty dish is not hinting for a tip.lol With the service and wait times in here.

Eau, you want free water now?!

Jeeps he is charging 50p to get out the front door. 1 for a wee, 1.50 for a s--t
lol.

AND 20p for a sheet of loo paper.

No, sorry. That was last week's special offer.

It goes on and, and, and 2.50 for the hand dryer. Did he put any peanuts in the bowl. I bet he counts them back in the bag at the end of the evening.lol

....fifteen, sixteen, seventeen........

That was a half a peanut.lol

...twenty nine and a half........

There was only 28.5 peanuts. He's at it again. I am not paying for 1 peanut.

Good night kimoldfield.

...thirty five...eh? Oh, goodnight!....thirty five and a quarter......

(rolling on the floor.........still)

Watch out you will be charged for polishing the floor, or not purchasing.

....ninety nine thousand eight hundr....what? Oh yes 10 for rolling on the floor. Where was I? um, ninety nine thous.....damn. One, two, three........

Rain in wales? pouring here.

Thunder and lightning in Hertfordshire, I do love a summers day.

You live in herts, Just rain here.