OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Nice tea towel!

Ah! I get it, my hearing is a bit iffy today; KEAYDIAN meant a clean tea. I'll put it in the washing machine then dry it with this nice new tea towel.

(shoves Kim in with the towel)

I think a long wash should do it!

(tap tap tap on the door)

Ok Kim?

(click on)

..............................

Ooer! I hope he doesn't put it on fast spin!

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.

Apparently apartheid started when the president of South Africa went to put on a load of washing and found a note stuck to the machine saying:

"Make sure you keep the colours separate from the whites".

I don't understand why anyone would set their washing machine at 30 degrees.

Surely it would look neater in line with all the other kitchen units.

http://youtu.be/ATxAtrZXuS4

I've been so busy, I forgot the washing......did anyone else remember?

Oh well might as well leave till the morning, night night.

(Tap, tap, tap) Helloooooooooo! Anybody there? (Tap, tap, tap)

zzz.....zzz......zzz.....zzz....

Um, hel......hellooooooooo! (Tap, tap)

This chap managed it - and he was in chains!

Well he obviously had the energy to do it. I'm feeling a little washed out.

I put my washing on the line, but a train ran over it!

Not too chuffed about that I'll bet?!

(yawn....stretch)

Oh the washing......Probably bit damp smelly now, might as well stick it on another wash.

(Click)

There we go.

This is persilcution! I'll bet no man has been washed twice in a washing machine before, it is a whole new frontier; to boldly go where no man has gone before. I'm getting dazzled by the whites. Will I get any comfort from all this?

I know its of no COMFORT and you are probably in a DAZ - just be BOLD and don't be a FAIRY - try a bit of SURFing!

I'd rather be out of here and doing some Aerial stuff!