OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Well the tea might be too wet; any volunteers to try it before I pour it all?

Oh, hang on, where's my umbrella?

Sorry - too

That's two toos and one to!

Just confusing. Two sugars please in my tea, or to or too.

Why has that pink bird only got one leg?

because it has not got two, or to or too.

SHOP!

Hang on! I'm looking for a pink leg.

(Humming to ones self while waiting).....

Found it?

Not yet. Where did the flaming thing go?

It's standing in the dunny

Wow, I'm amazed, I ask a simple question and get lots of ideas. It's just that I live by the sea and as soon as it starts to rain, everyone comes running out of the sea. Very strange behaviour. Mind you, not many swimming in the oggin at this time of year.

Are they 'oggin the beach instead then?!

Today I am mostly be eating spag bol.

A grey day, but nevertheless, I have decided to wander abroad. Maybe a short trip to Tesco or Lidl would fit the bill. Got to get some excitement somehow!

Today I am mostly be eating this left over spag bol to celebrate filing a very late tax return! Then I am going on a trip to Sainsburys and Currys; risky I know but I like a bit of an adventure, it can be particularly exciting negotiating the exotic fruit section in Sainsburys!

You must live near Brighton then

No, in far more exotic North Wales! The Sainsburys species though is much rarer up here than in Brighton!!

We have an exotic Co-op here, well it is exotic in comparison to the corner shop I used to use!