OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I remember London, was up there last wednesday. Actually went for a boat ride on the river to Greenwich. Very nice day.

I'm going there on Friday, don't think I'll be hopping on a boat but you never know!

Where's my dishcloth? There's 36 inches of Guinness all over the bar!

No Kim, only split haf ov it

A PINT WITH A NICE VIEW. :-))

Nice big, um, glass!

OK, I've mopped up the 18 inches of Guinness!

I'm amazed, it has actually rained.

And it hasn't stopped! I'm just going for a dip in my swimming pool. Hang on! I haven't got one! Ohhhh, ducks! Swimming on my lawn!

Just popped in for a pint of creme de menthe, bit dusty in here. I guess the cleaner is on holiday again.

Well, it's the wages innit, rubbish. We've only got pint glasses so you're in luck. I'll just give this little bit of the bar a scrub. (Scrub) There!

Large skinny latte pls

Oi!

Pint of jeffmack latte coming up!

Where did you get this creme de menthe? I spilled some on the granite bar and it's melted a hole into it!

Um, from this bottle that has the label Crème de menthe on it! See, here it is.......oh, hang on someone has stuck another label on the back.......FOAMEZE C-100. Oops!

Not a very appetizing bottle design!

There's a bottle of that in the fridge. I thought the milk was a strange colour. :o(

It's a bit dusty in here.

(Cough, splutter) Blimey it's KEAYDIAN! Good to see you. Your Guinness is over there under that cobweb. Um, I'm afraid the head on it is just dust, it's been standing for a few years!

Sorry.......who said that? Damn cobwebs everywhere.......aarrrchoooo

It's me, I'm over h........aagh eurgh! Pthfftpah! Just swallowed a spider!