OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Well, it's the wages innit, rubbish. We've only got pint glasses so you're in luck. I'll just give this little bit of the bar a scrub. (Scrub) There!

Large skinny latte pls

Oi!

Pint of jeffmack latte coming up!

Where did you get this creme de menthe? I spilled some on the granite bar and it's melted a hole into it!

Um, from this bottle that has the label Crème de menthe on it! See, here it is.......oh, hang on someone has stuck another label on the back.......FOAMEZE C-100. Oops!

Not a very appetizing bottle design!

There's a bottle of that in the fridge. I thought the milk was a strange colour. :o(

It's a bit dusty in here.

(Cough, splutter) Blimey it's KEAYDIAN! Good to see you. Your Guinness is over there under that cobweb. Um, I'm afraid the head on it is just dust, it's been standing for a few years!

Sorry.......who said that? Damn cobwebs everywhere.......aarrrchoooo

It's me, I'm over h........aagh eurgh! Pthfftpah! Just swallowed a spider!

(peers) Ooooh yeah.

Cleaners called in sic then, wot.

Yeah, I've advertised on the web for one. It's that web by the window.

You mean the web I'm stuck in?

Yes that's the one! Just make sure you don't cover the notice otherwise we'll never get a new cleaner.

WANTED!

CLEANER.

Hmm, needs to be a bit higher, that pile of dead flies is hiding the CLEANER bit.

Take a seat Mrs O.

Cup of cobwebs Hilda? Er, no.....I meant tea!