goldfinger
- 09 Jun 2005 12:25
Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).
Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.
cheers GF.
cynic
- 09 Dec 2014 14:53
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it's always good to know one's prostate is as smooth as a baby's bottom, though the psa count is still awaited
how's yours fred, or was it whipped out years ago?
Chris Carson
- 09 Dec 2014 14:56
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Blimey nearly fell off my chair gf. Ditto if you mean it.
goldfinger
- 09 Dec 2014 14:58
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Yep no probs, I dont hold grudges. Well not for long.
Hope u like it.
Fred1new
- 09 Dec 2014 14:59
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I saw my doctor today.
He told me that I am still in the same imperfect order I was 40 years ago and have arranged to meet up after Xmas for a dinner.
(If we can find the right food bank.)
I hope he means I have a little more time left than I expected.
goldfinger
- 09 Dec 2014 15:00
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Takes 22 days now to see my GP, what a state of affairs.
Fred1new
- 09 Dec 2014 15:07
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Ring him and get your wife to tell him you that you have just died and you need a death certificate and cremation form sign.
In a market economy it is amazing what the response is to a little fee is.
goldfinger
- 09 Dec 2014 15:21
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LOL, your right about that tho he trys to get me on all sorts of pills just to pick up those commissions they get.
goldfinger
- 09 Dec 2014 15:22
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I blame it on Hays and the like and there silly relaxed attitude of everything that is wrong with this present rotten nasty Tory government.
goldfinger
- 09 Dec 2014 15:27
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Supposed to be a Weather Bomb hitting here in the next 2 hours.
Suppose it will be better watching that than the market at the moment.
Jezze a tree 20 ft long as just blown past the window............no kidding.
cynic
- 09 Dec 2014 15:29
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fred - i hope you don't find out he has cannibalistc tendencies!
gf - perhaps he's so fed up with hearing your gripes that he hopes you'll have died by the time he sees you .....
i doubt we ever have to wait more than a week here, unless you want/need to see a specific doctor, in which case, perhaps it's a little longer
Shortie
- 09 Dec 2014 15:29
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Have to say that my GP is bloody brilliant, best one I've ever had... Not sure where he's originally from mind but he makes me laugh, holds his hands up and says lets try something different and talks sense...
And if all else fails I do have BUPA..
Shortie
- 09 Dec 2014 15:32
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Right Exec, I cringed skimming that post, back to me indicies, where the reading isn't as gory..
cynic
- 09 Dec 2014 15:33
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can't remember what mine is, but it's not so much the actual count as whether or not it is increasing
Fred1new
- 09 Dec 2014 15:47
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Haze,
Your sure the surgeon didn't use the carotid artery.
That could be the kernel of your problems.
8-)
Fred1new
- 09 Dec 2014 15:47
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TANKER
- 09 Dec 2014 15:52
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was not going to post this but must . on sat went to the Newcastle match speaking to
supporters before match saying they are struggling to feed the family .so I after a while said how much have you spent today .some said over £ 120
and I said and you say you are struggling to feed the family
and they said we are not going miss the football bollocks to that
that about says it all
MaxK
- 09 Dec 2014 16:01
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£120 to watch a football game?
TANKER
- 09 Dec 2014 16:07
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no for the transport beer food
TANKER
- 09 Dec 2014 16:08
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I paid £ 48 for my train ticket but my ticket for he match was vip free