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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 14:53 - 52538 of 81564

it's always good to know one's prostate is as smooth as a baby's bottom, though the psa count is still awaited

how's yours fred, or was it whipped out years ago?

Chris Carson - 09 Dec 2014 14:56 - 52539 of 81564

Blimey nearly fell off my chair gf. Ditto if you mean it.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 14:58 - 52540 of 81564

Yep no probs, I dont hold grudges. Well not for long.

Hope u like it.

Fred1new - 09 Dec 2014 14:59 - 52541 of 81564

I saw my doctor today.

He told me that I am still in the same imperfect order I was 40 years ago and have arranged to meet up after Xmas for a dinner.

(If we can find the right food bank.)

I hope he means I have a little more time left than I expected.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 15:00 - 52542 of 81564

Takes 22 days now to see my GP, what a state of affairs.

Fred1new - 09 Dec 2014 15:07 - 52543 of 81564

Ring him and get your wife to tell him you that you have just died and you need a death certificate and cremation form sign.

In a market economy it is amazing what the response is to a little fee is.



goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 15:21 - 52544 of 81564

LOL, your right about that tho he trys to get me on all sorts of pills just to pick up those commissions they get.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 15:22 - 52545 of 81564

I blame it on Hays and the like and there silly relaxed attitude of everything that is wrong with this present rotten nasty Tory government.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 15:27 - 52546 of 81564

Supposed to be a Weather Bomb hitting here in the next 2 hours.

Suppose it will be better watching that than the market at the moment.

Jezze a tree 20 ft long as just blown past the window............no kidding.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 15:29 - 52547 of 81564

fred - i hope you don't find out he has cannibalistc tendencies!

gf - perhaps he's so fed up with hearing your gripes that he hopes you'll have died by the time he sees you .....
i doubt we ever have to wait more than a week here, unless you want/need to see a specific doctor, in which case, perhaps it's a little longer

Shortie - 09 Dec 2014 15:29 - 52548 of 81564

Have to say that my GP is bloody brilliant, best one I've ever had... Not sure where he's originally from mind but he makes me laugh, holds his hands up and says lets try something different and talks sense...

And if all else fails I do have BUPA..

ExecLine - 09 Dec 2014 15:30 - 52549 of 81564

I had a Prostate Arterial Embolisation procedure done in May 2012.

In this, the bigger arteries supplying my prostate gland were blocked with 'PVA Granules' using a delivery catheter accessed through a femoral artery. All being pretty much like the catheter radiology technique used for ballooning out blocked coronary arteries.

This embolisation procedure starves the prostate gland of nutrients and so it begins to shrink in size. Mine was originally a bit of a whopper at circa 150ccs in size (blush...). Not long after this, it had shrunk by about 40%. The shrinking means less restriction around the urethra and a relief from lots of the symptoms and an improvement in urinary and other performance.

Ordinarily, the prostate gland is about as big as a large walnut and is wrapped around the urethra between the bladder and the penis. The smoothness (or other) of the surface of the gland can be felt by the doctor 'using a finger up your bum' technique. In case anyone is interested, this is truly horrid whilst the finger is going in but feels utterly fantastic whilst the finger is coming out. ;-)

A large prostate gland size is constricting and restricts urine flow; it often creates retention of urine in the bladder, this then makes you want to pee very frequently to help you deal with these two very trying problems and can really be a bit of a bugger at night when you have to keep getting up to pee frequently. This latter problem is called nocturation. Persistent urine retention can also cause bladder and urethra infections.

If I stay like I am now for the rest of my life, I'll be reasonably happy.

One thing though..... The blood finds other ways of 'getting there'. I do sense, that my prostate gland has possibly started to increase in size again. I do wonder what does the future hold in this regard?

There are alternative methods of treatment. One of them left my father incontinent. 'Get Stuffed' for that one, eh?

My PSA count is now around 6.4. At a peak it got to be as high as 12.5

Shortie - 09 Dec 2014 15:32 - 52550 of 81564

Right Exec, I cringed skimming that post, back to me indicies, where the reading isn't as gory..

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 15:33 - 52551 of 81564

can't remember what mine is, but it's not so much the actual count as whether or not it is increasing

Fred1new - 09 Dec 2014 15:47 - 52552 of 81564

Haze,

Your sure the surgeon didn't use the carotid artery.

That could be the kernel of your problems.

8-)

Fred1new - 09 Dec 2014 15:47 - 52553 of 81564

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TANKER - 09 Dec 2014 15:52 - 52554 of 81564

was not going to post this but must . on sat went to the Newcastle match speaking to
supporters before match saying they are struggling to feed the family .so I after a while said how much have you spent today .some said over £ 120
and I said and you say you are struggling to feed the family
and they said we are not going miss the football bollocks to that


that about says it all

MaxK - 09 Dec 2014 16:01 - 52555 of 81564

£120 to watch a football game?

TANKER - 09 Dec 2014 16:07 - 52556 of 81564

no for the transport beer food

TANKER - 09 Dec 2014 16:08 - 52557 of 81564

I paid £ 48 for my train ticket but my ticket for he match was vip free
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