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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:24 - 52558 of 81564

Eat Bananas to avoid prostate problems. Better still the skin.

TANKER - 09 Dec 2014 16:30 - 52559 of 81564

gf were did you hear that thanks

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 16:39 - 52560 of 81564

tomatoes too i believe

Shortie - 09 Dec 2014 16:40 - 52561 of 81564

Can you believe this, legal system with no common sense.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-30396520

doodlebug4 - 09 Dec 2014 16:45 - 52562 of 81564

TANKER, probably one of his fellow friends in his little chimp cage told him.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:45 - 52563 of 81564

I have read certain African Tribes have no problems in this respect as Bananas are a big part of there diet.

If you google it up youl see.

Heres just one but remember its the skin of the banana that is best thin strips. Dont choke.

Testosterone-enhancing foods, such as asparagus, bananas, and dates will delay prostate swelling. A few other foods have general benefit for the urinary tract. Most are diuretic. Included are dandelion greens, beet greens, coconut, grapefruit, and melon. Amla, turmeric, and guggul are anti-inflammatory, if inflammation is a paramount symptom. Inflammation is often, but not always signified by pain, particularly after sedentary periods, and can also be assessed through a urinalysis.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:48 - 52564 of 81564

Cyners is right tomatoes can help. I believe in a lot of these foods and herbal remedys but be careful with her indoors when your having knuckie as it can cause a shooting flood, the like shes never seen before and may shock her.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 16:50 - 52565 of 81564

they tell me that the best use of the banana is to stick it up your arse, but wash the insecticide off the skin first

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 16:51 - 52566 of 81564

if you have flooding probs, it'll be because you've been on the beer, and were too pissed to get out of bed ...... and if you're going to pee out of the window, remember to open it first

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:52 - 52567 of 81564

Shortie madness.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:53 - 52568 of 81564

No cynic not pee you twit. Man juice.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 16:55 - 52569 of 81564

aka beer! ..... or in your dreams :-)

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 16:58 - 52570 of 81564

Think youve been on the beer.

goldfinger - 09 Dec 2014 17:00 - 52571 of 81564

Right pleb that I am id better get my small portion of porridge, my main meal for the day.

Just think only 4p, better use a match under it to cook it.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 17:13 - 52572 of 81564

i'll play my violin for you
has kim gone to bingo and failed to leave your tea in the oven? :-)

Shortie - 09 Dec 2014 17:29 - 52573 of 81564

Oh I see.... can't imagine how the asparagus and dates work though..

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 17:37 - 52574 of 81564

asparagus makes your pee taste (whoops) smell really nasty (colloids) unless you're one of the lucky 20% whom it doesn't affect

i could expand that discussion further, but it might make hilary blush :-)

hilary - 09 Dec 2014 18:43 - 52575 of 81564

Nothing makes me blush, Cyners, you should know that by now!

:o)

And this is especially for you, Fishfinger, seeing as you were kind enough to ask earlier. It was taken by my son earlier today, who's race training on the glacier in Tignes (at the top of the Isere valley) at the moment.



And 93.4kmh is 58mph if you want it in English.

cynic - 09 Dec 2014 18:48 - 52576 of 81564

he has to be bonkers, especially if downhill racing :-)

MaxK - 09 Dec 2014 19:30 - 52577 of 81564

Downhill racers are de biz imo.
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