Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

You can bet on the first leader to resign. I like that one.

I think the potential Labour Party 'First Lady' might need a bit of a 'make over'.

Pity Ed spent around £30,000 on his tablet of stone. He could have bought his lady 30 phenominal 'hair do's' and 30 phenominal new frocks.

But that's Labour's priority on spending money for you.....

she needs a decent stylist and then some!
looks as though she's taken a job lot from oxfam .... what a mess

EM's suit is pretty shoddy too
he could certainly take lessons from NF

Clothes Choice Rules

There is basically only one rule but here are two:

1. Always buy and wear clothes in which you look good in.
2. Do not buy clothes and wear clothes which you like the look of but which do not look good on you.

The general idea to aim for when someone meets you, is that they say: "You do look well."

The general idea is that they do not say: "I like your dress. It's lovely."

If you look at Ed's lady's face and figure, then she does have a lot of potential to look a hell of a lot smarter and thus make him and herself look more 'politically' successful.

The same sort of thing is comparable to the fact, that you don't really want your financial adviser to come round to see you in an old banger. You almost want him to come round to see you, wearing a £2-5k suit and driving a Bentley. Well, sorta kinda...

i'm afraid she has everything but everything wrong, from colour(s!) to fit to style to hair to make-up
a walking disaster

if her husband ever gets to take any sort of senior political office where she has to present herself to opposite numbers in overseas gov't, you can bet your bottom dollar that the stylists will grab her and sort her out pdq

Maybe they've only got one wardrobe ( like one kitchen ) and actually they are Ed's clothes .

The latest is that Ed has 3 kitchens. He also would not reply when asked how many bathrooms he had.

"cynic Send an email to cynic View cynic's profile - 07 May 2015 12:55 - 59753 of 59765

you really do talk a load of rubbish

so what about me?
i don't have any qualifications at all and all 4 of my grandparents were emigrants"

What about you?... Do you really want an answer -):

En suite .

bathroom?

I don't know why there isn't entertainment laid on at these polling stations you know . Max Bygones or someone . Just to bring the punters in , remember this was my idea .

Stan
Do you mean immigrants or emmigrants?

Where's Fred on this big day .

queuing to vote!

He's going round in disguise voting Labour at every polling station .

Who's usually the first to declare?

Just been told that the Conservatives would have won all the valley seats if they had only opened the polling stations while the Jeremy Kyle show was on.

Manuel,

I can well understand that you have no qualifications. It is often made apparent from your contributions.

I am glad you reminded me of true tory values of a party led by a failed PR man, and manage by a PR man who seems to be another failure.

A party and membership all dressed up with nowhere to go.

The tories are always more concerned with packaging rather than the content.

Flashy and nasty.

That is why they have failed the country.

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By the way, I believe Ed's wife is a very successful barrister.

I think he means immigrant H/S, not only does Alf not have any quilifications but he can't even spell either... A right failure if ever there was one -):

Hitler didn't have any qualifications and was an immigrant. It didn' seem to hold him back.