Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Maybe they've only got one wardrobe ( like one kitchen ) and actually they are Ed's clothes .

The latest is that Ed has 3 kitchens. He also would not reply when asked how many bathrooms he had.

"cynic Send an email to cynic View cynic's profile - 07 May 2015 12:55 - 59753 of 59765

you really do talk a load of rubbish

so what about me?
i don't have any qualifications at all and all 4 of my grandparents were emigrants"

What about you?... Do you really want an answer -):

En suite .

bathroom?

I don't know why there isn't entertainment laid on at these polling stations you know . Max Bygones or someone . Just to bring the punters in , remember this was my idea .

Stan
Do you mean immigrants or emmigrants?

Where's Fred on this big day .

queuing to vote!

He's going round in disguise voting Labour at every polling station .

Who's usually the first to declare?

Just been told that the Conservatives would have won all the valley seats if they had only opened the polling stations while the Jeremy Kyle show was on.

Manuel,

I can well understand that you have no qualifications. It is often made apparent from your contributions.

I am glad you reminded me of true tory values of a party led by a failed PR man, and manage by a PR man who seems to be another failure.

A party and membership all dressed up with nowhere to go.

The tories are always more concerned with packaging rather than the content.

Flashy and nasty.

That is why they have failed the country.

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By the way, I believe Ed's wife is a very successful barrister.

I think he means immigrant H/S, not only does Alf not have any quilifications but he can't even spell either... A right failure if ever there was one -):

Hitler didn't have any qualifications and was an immigrant. It didn' seem to hold him back.

lol Stan!


quilifications indeed :-)

EM's wife still needs to learn to dress and present herself if she is not going to look an embarrassment should she ever meet leaders of state or similar

I'm sure there would be suitably quilified minders available to show her how to dress, and Millibandus himself on how to eat a bacon sarnie.

She might as we'll be an embarrassment when she is on the world stage as it will match her husband. Who is Miliband going to pour coffee over if he gets elected?