Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Where's Fred on this big day .

queuing to vote!

He's going round in disguise voting Labour at every polling station .

Who's usually the first to declare?

Just been told that the Conservatives would have won all the valley seats if they had only opened the polling stations while the Jeremy Kyle show was on.

Manuel,

I can well understand that you have no qualifications. It is often made apparent from your contributions.

I am glad you reminded me of true tory values of a party led by a failed PR man, and manage by a PR man who seems to be another failure.

A party and membership all dressed up with nowhere to go.

The tories are always more concerned with packaging rather than the content.

Flashy and nasty.

That is why they have failed the country.

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By the way, I believe Ed's wife is a very successful barrister.

I think he means immigrant H/S, not only does Alf not have any quilifications but he can't even spell either... A right failure if ever there was one -):

Hitler didn't have any qualifications and was an immigrant. It didn' seem to hold him back.

lol Stan!


quilifications indeed :-)

EM's wife still needs to learn to dress and present herself if she is not going to look an embarrassment should she ever meet leaders of state or similar

I'm sure there would be suitably quilified minders available to show her how to dress, and Millibandus himself on how to eat a bacon sarnie.

She might as we'll be an embarrassment when she is on the world stage as it will match her husband. Who is Miliband going to pour coffee over if he gets elected?

Manuel.

Using your own words, bollocks.

If she is content, so be it.

The embarrassment is your problem.

Angela Merkel is not a "snappy" dresser, but I would prefer an evening with her than a tory blue rinsed clothes horse.

The problem with the present tory party is its superficiality and artificiality.

A plastic period in its history.

But bring back rent mouth Boris and all you problems will be solved.

People asked which leader they would like to have dinner with, voted overwhelmingly for Cameron. Miliband was the least popular.

Well...this is it guys and dolls.....big night in store....yawn !....is that the time ?.....going to try and wake up 3am......difficult.....but not impossible.....anyway ; just think of all those bribes going round at the moment .....politicians....famous people...journalists....they're all be at it......twisting ...turning....suitcases full of notes in plush hotels changing hands.....and yet....all seems normal.....required field how dare you suggest such things ?.....yes...well the trouble is that is probably at a guess what is happening....it all stinks....never mind....it can only get worse....question is : what the hell are these comedians getting into dirty politics for ?....funny they are on stage ; it would be wise not to interfere with what is basically : a very important decision for every UK individual...a rare moment of freedom to exert with a vote....rest of the time we are all put down and treated like dirt....on election day ; all the politburo guys are lovely people....everybody smiling....journalists as well...wonderful...except behind the scenes the murky dirty world is still there....enjoy the night everybody.....but perhaps vive the revolution...aye ...Pancho Villa lives on....

What about Max Bygones for some singalongs.

Good idea V, and get Gracie in as well.

And Vera Lynn, she is only 98.