Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ooh you are awfull Fred , but I like you .

VICTIM,

I take it you're not a metrosexual then, and manscaping is alien to you?

Down boy!

Watch it shorty .

I am not a fan of the South American style. I prefer the wilds of the jungle

Bushy .

He feels more at home in the jungle!

I know he is atavistic, but how far back can a throwback go?

Are you good at crosswords Fred .

B. awful!

Not good at, or for anything.

So I am often told.





Ask the waiter!

the waiter is being waited upon in some considerable style this evening, as beloved and i have treated ourselves to a very hedonistic night away

Don't send us a picture, unless it is censored!

truly beautiful place in all senses and i know the food will be every bit as good

Where did you go c?

What nationality is the food?

Now he is looking for Cameron!

Obama the man who has pissed on the soldiers who have died fighting terrorists
Obama is a rotten coward and should keep is big mouth shut on uk policy
a coward and a racist pig

suffice to say it's in the home counties, and everything but everything has been very carefully thought out and executed
absolutely stunning all round, also helped by the fact that for some reason our room was a free double upgrade
once i feel i can and want to afford it again, would return without second thoughts

is coffee the reason for more cancers .
coffee is bad for the stomach the report on coffee will come out in around two years

Is it a Premier Inn with a Mc Donalds next door cynic ?

What is the point of extoling the merits of a noshery/hotel if you don't say what/where it is? details, details etc.