Due to popular demand and concern about "Sir" (please consult next years Honours List) Fred's health and whereabouts I am now in a position to reveal the following:
Because of the roaring success of Money AM's very own Mr Teezy Wheezy's new enterprise in the world of Hair Saloons, he finds himself up to his neck in "Hair and Toupees" so is naturally far to busy to continue his education of some of you Tory Muppets on here.
Moreover as stated last week if you do fancy a "Short Back and Sides" he will be only to pleased to fast track you on his very extensive/congested waiting list.. at an enhanced premium of course.
Fred's Hair Stylist's.. Simply "Head and Shoulders" above the competition.
P.S. He can also of course supply.. "Something for the Weekend Sir".