Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Maybe I can smuggle inside with me al, Ive been practising picking the soap up in the shower and got it to a t now.

i'm bored.

anybody seen napoleon dynamite?

Hey Bos
Didn't know that you are a bowton lad, I'm a Bury lad myself.
Used to spend every friday in Bolton on the pull in my teens, including roller skating at Navada before it got burnt down
Bury is deffo the place to be nowadays though, has overtaken Bolton in the pussy stakes.
It.s like a fishmarket on Saturday night Lol
Stevie

navada!!!!!! LOL. tried skating once. didnt like. i still went to the nav cos it was one place i could get served when i was 15/16. there was the nav and the white lion opposite that served underage. fantastic. not that keen on bury lasses. they're a bit reluctant to nosh.

LOL@ wilbs.

this is napoleon dynamite and family

stevie, best i could find. this where it used to be..........

bos, do they live near you?? They look a nice bunch

they're your legal team , wilbs!!!!

Im doomed!!!!!!

You aint gonna believe this, it's unbelievable, even I don't believe it.
We won again!! Thats 3 league matches on the trot!!
To put this into perspective lets imagine Rushden And Diamonds ladies under 13's second team beating Real Madrid.
You're getting close!!
Alan

Blimmy Al I thought you won the Lotto.

Thats fantastic Alan,, being able to play like that in a dress,,imagine what you could do playing in cricket whites..

Al's team...

Aww, Jimmy. The dress aint no problem!! It's the hooped skirts getting in the way of my bat, and the umpires complaining of the damage my stilletos do to the wicket that makes it a drag (sic).
Alan

Wilbs,
Why have all those blokes in your picture got 2 empty hot water bottles tied to their chests?

I think its a kinky thing Al or they are chest protectors incase the ball wacks you in the chest.

it's for balance, you know, like a mouse's tail..........