Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

no driver im fine. Just let the dog out for a dump.

i need a reat after laughing!

whats a reat prop?

This is a Fat Reat

And this is Mr Reat.

Nice car its a Reat.

Its how they talk in newcastle. All reat man.
Look.

i need to see Dr Reat...

Two top tips for the day.

FOOL everyone into thinking you have just eaten an apple by rubbing your tummy and saying loudly "Mmm! That was a lovely apple."

WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house after you've been banged.

i don't understand all this stuff and nonsense about orgasms. i really don't see what the problem is . i come every time i have sex!!!!!

Lucky you, Bos. I can't remember.

oh dear , alan . and you have such a hottie for a wife!!!!

Well I do hope you do come every time you have sex bos cos if you were not there your bird would be pretty lonely!! Its good of you to turn up for such an important occasion. Your a top bloke.....

i think so too, wilbs.

i think this girl says more than micheal moore ever did .....

Found it oh no its only Al.

1955 HUDSON WASP 4D SEDAN

The Wasp (LHD 1) Class is the US Navy's large-deck multipurpose amphibious assault ship.

Westland Wasp