Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

slippery elm

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https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2017/05/08/emmanuel-brigitte-mekon-pilots-of-the-future/

I'm on my eighth one now exec thanks for that.

It seems more like this.

You would prefer your old mates.


Forgot one has b. off to pastures green!

Which reminds me......

Men: Apparently, if you have difficulty getting sand of your feet on the beach, go to the chemists and buy some talc to sprinkle on your feet. Because the talc soaks up the moisture quickly, the sand then comes off real easy. Afterwards, don't forget to put your socks on quickly, otherwise your white feet will make you look like a complete prat.

More so than paddling in the sea with your socks on?

CPS statement: 'No criminal charges have been authorised'
Posted at
11:00


In a statement, Nick Vamos, CPS Head of Special Crime, said:

We have considered files of evidence from 14 police forces in respect of allegations relating to Conservative Party candidates’ expenditure during the 2015 General Election campaign. We considered whether candidates and election agents working in constituencies that were visited by the Party’s ‘Battle Bus’ may have committed a criminal offence by not declaring related expenditure on their local returns. Instead, as the Electoral Commission found in its report, these costs were recorded as national expenditure by the Party. We reviewed the files in accordance with the Code for Crown Prosecutors and have concluded the tests in the Code are not met and no criminal charges have been authorised.

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I have just rewritten my tax return forms as I would like to believe the information that I now include. As any truth is the new truth.

I won't be prosecuted as shortly I am going to be living in the Banana Republic of Theresa May.

Bananas are good for you.

.... and Diane Abbott does my tax return.

Is she reasonable?

She's willing for a shilling .

Does it for less than the cost of a policeman.

I am going to write to my dear friend Jeremy asking for a new motor. He is in a particularly generous mood at the moment. Maybe I'll ask for a free TV licence and disability parking permit while I'm at it.

There's something wrong with our electoral system when people like Abbott and Angela Rayner can win a parliamentary seat.

Abbott cannot do simple maths and Rayner, Labour's education secretary, left school without a single qualification. What a shower!

the composition of the sand is why some sand sticks and some doesn't
speak to your local beach volleyball team

I want to live in a world where there are puppies and ponies for all, every child has candyfloss and plays with unicorns under rainbow sky; that's the world I want, don't you?

Who cares about the sand! Beach Volley Ball is for watching not playing.