- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

How much bet money Hightone? Max of 1000.

Why is everyone going down with colds - i am fit as a fiddle apart from the fleas!!

Sorry about the pony kebab sounds horrid i know (got it cheap), but next week we will be having fresh dolphin (an old fav at the cafe) and a new supply of do'nuts.


just popping down the cellar to do a stock check.

I haven't got a cold, yet. Can you catch one via the internet or will my virus checker stop it?

Sox, What you doing in the cellar?

My computer caught a virus at the same time I did Socs, so don't rule it out.
I've stopped putting do'nuts on the keyboard. I now keep them on the paper in the printer. More hygenic.

Hot lemon and honey and something from the drinks cabinet and off to bed.

Snoball
Sounds like a good remedy but go easy on the honey and lemon.

Golddog
Being a gentleman I could not possibly tell you what I was doing in the cellar. Suffice to say that I am now cream crackered and am off to bed.

Tomorrows competion race will be the 24 runner 2:45 Doncaster

 

2:45 Doncaster
24 run over 1 mile
Freephone Stanleybet Lincoln (Heritage Handicap) (Class B) (4yo+)
Winner 65,000.00

1(23) 219- Babodana 126 M H Tompkins 4 9-10 P Robinson
2(21) 455- Pablo 147 B W Hills 5 9-8 M Hills
3(16) -106 Quito (ex5) 7 D W Chapman 7 9-4b A Culhane
4(5) 121- Alkaadhem 240 M P Tregoning 4 9-3 W Supple
5(18) 240- Pentecost 175 A M Balding 5 9-3 L P Keniry(3)
6(17) 009- Norton 196 T G Mills 7 9-1 K Darley
7(4) -156 Blue Sky Thinking (ex5) 7 K R Burke 5 9-0 Darren Williams
8(11) 304- El Coto 175 B A McMahon 4 8-13 T Quinn
9(6) 126- Convent Girl 175 Mrs P N Dutfield 4 8-13 R Havlin
10(1) 4/1- Chivalry 175 (21J) J Howard Johnson 5 8-12 G Duffield
11(2) 110- Desert Opal 147 J H M Gosden 4 8-12 R Hughes
12(9) 90-8 Onlytime Will Tell 7 D Nicholls 6 8-12 J Fanning
13(22) 330- Tough Love 245 T D Easterby 5 8-10 K Dalgleish
14(15) 07-4 Our Teddy 52 A M Balding 4 8-10v1 Martin Dwyer
15(14) 609- Jay Gees Choice 142 M R Channon 4 8-10 D Corby(3)
16(10) 110- Fremen 182 Sir Michael Stoute 4 8-10 D Holland
17(19) 007- Unshakable 147 Bob Jones 5 8-9 J F Egan
18(24) 233- Wing Commander 168 R A Fahey 5 8-9 T Hamilton(3)
19(7) 87-0 Serieux 52 Mrs A J Perrett 5 8-9 J P Murtagh
20(3) 03-9 Dumaran 28 W J Musson 6 8-9 M Fenton
21(8) 322- Flighty Fellow 169 T D Easterby 4 8-9b S Sanders
22(20) 250- Craiova 147 B W Hills 5 8-7 S Drowne
23(13) 004- Blue Spinnaker 169 M W Easterby 5 8-7 Dale Gibson
24(12) 498- Dark Charm 155 R A Fahey 5 8-7 P Hanagan


Race Detail 2:45 Doncaster

Lincoln fancies well drawn

THE three market leaders Fremen, Alkaadem and Desert Opal are all favourably drawn in Saturday's Lincoln if trainers' opinions and recent trends are any guide.

With low numbers having won the last five runnings of the Freephone Stanleybet-sponsored event, single figure stalls were quickly snapped up in Thursday's draw which was conducted by locally-born opera star Lesley Garrett.

Fremen, cut to 6-1 favourite from 8-1 by the sponsors, was 11th out of the hat and Sir Michael Stoute's travelling headlad Jimmy Scott had no hesitation in plumping for stall 10, the lowest one available to him at the time.

"I'm very happy with that, and I hope the wind continues to dry out the ground," he said.
The well-fancied Alkaadhem fared even better, as his was the sixth number to be called and Patrick McKeown, representing Marcus Tregoning, settled for stall five.

In fact, the representatives of the first 12 horses to be picked by Garrett went for stalls one to 12 with last year's Cambridgeshire winner Chivalry having the spot in stall one.

The only slight dissenter was Bryan McMahon as his El Coto was the fifth horse out of the bag, but he shunned a single-figure number to go for stall 11.

"I walked the course this morning and thought that the best ground is in the middle," he said.

However, Richard Fahey reckoned the better ground was up the far side and he chose the lowest available for bottom weight Dark Charm (stall 12).

"From the mile to the six, the best ground is on the far side, after that it's all very similar," he said.

Mark Tompkins, whose Babodana will carry top weight, said: "I didn't want the middle. Ideally I wanted 1 to 8, but failing that I wanted to be high."

As it turned out he had no real option as his horse was last of the 24 to be drawn and he had to settle for 23, the only stall available.

Pablo, who won from stall 6 in 2003, looks to face a stiffer task this year as he was late out of the hat and Geoff Snook, representing Barry Hills, had little option but togo for stall 21.

However, trainers of the high-draw horses had some crumbs of comfort, for the one confirmed front-runner in the race, Norton, trained by Terry Mills, will come out of stall 17, which means that there will be plenty of pace on the stands' side.

50 each-way on 'Our Teddy', please, Jeffmack.

Hi all,

Whats the deadline for placing a bet?

I want to put 100.00 each way, on the favourite - but I don't know which is the favourite as that could change in the next 24 hours.

Well it's all Dutch to me, but I'll have a 100 each way on Convent Girl, please Jeff.

I wonder if Old Socs will pick Wing Commander.

50 ew on Flighty Fellow please.

Anybody seen any linctus in the first aid box?
If not then a large brandy will do.

The Doc said I had a virus which is incurable so no antibiotics so I just have to suffer and take lots of patent recipes.
I think getting drunk might be the answer. I've emailed MacAfee and it's not w32/Netsky.

little woman
Deadline is 11:00am saturday.

Hilary you may be a convent girl but you don't look like a horse! (Off for a cold shower!)

jeffers, 50 e/w on Tough Love :-)
and 100 win on Fremen.

Snoball, I will just go have a look in the medicine cabinet for you.......

.....tongue cream....no
.....hair remover....no
.....enlargement powder.....no
.....triple xxx tablets.....no
.....magic pill........no

ah here it is.........Boddingtons. Take 2 pints every hour for the next 65 years.

GD/JeffMack can I put 100 each way on Blue Sky Thinking, it
may be ridden or owned by a 'Burke' but the name matches the bunny's
normal mental approach to life!!

Ah poor Snowie....It will go (in the end) I'm actually feeling a bit
better today, but I warn you a week on and energy levels ain't what
they could be, so take things easy.

Poochy - Not dolphin!!! Oh NO so politically incorrect-on seconds thoughts
probably a good move,will probably sell out instantly in here.....
But I wont be eating it, so please order some Dolphin-friendly tuna
for me poochy.

T-I-M - LEAVE MY FEET ALONE !!
SHOO!!!

GET OFF! GO BUY YOUR OWN BIRKENSTOCKS, THEIR GOOD FOR
HUMAN FEET TOO BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE!!!
CHECKING FOR WHAT???
MIXA-ME WHATTIES???
Better have more water in the next one I think sir!

Bets So Far

vasey 50 E/W OUR TEDDY
hilary 100 E/W CONVENT GIRL
snoball 50 E/W FLIGHTY FELLOW
Golddog 50 E/W TOUGH LOVE and 100 win FREMEN
stockbunny 100 E/W BLUE SKY THINKING
jeffmack 100 E/W DESERT OPAL

Have you heard the one about the convent girl and the
flighty fellow who were friends with 'our Teddy', both were
fre(e)men and in love with the said girl, so it was
tough (luck in) love for both of them,
when the convent girl after some blue sky thinking decided
she would really like a ring with a desert opal stone that
neither could afford....
((Ok boredom brings out desparate poetic aspirations...))

more like disparate poetic emanations SB!