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Seems to be a problem with the ACME Fish and Trifle Dispensing Machine (Pats. Pending) - my trifle is still wriggling on the plate. Very strange.

MM, you must have had to much wine, either that or your wobbling the plate around.

Morning all.

Grim market, so coffee brewing and kettle on for tea. Fresh orange juice, freshly delivered croissants and piles of danish for those seeking solice.

Socs, hope you are better :-)

Morning jj, danish please and a glass of orange juice.

Market not much fun at the moment, I am glad I am still not trading.

Sorry for delay Spaceman, danish and oj coming up! Are you back from cloggyland yet with parrot in your suitcase? :-)

Sustaining food required for lunch - bangars and mash, Aberdeen Angus steak pie, Fish Fingers (for those in need!), fresh salmon with rocket salad and bacon butties for those in a hurry!

morning all

jj a bacon buttie would go down a treat, will pop back later for the bangers and mash :-)

Hi Fundie - bacon buttie just served :-) Will join you - it will give me courage to look back at the dealing a/c :-(

im luckily mainly in cash bar one large oil stock holding which has taken a bit of a hiding, so ive increased my position . have got a few longs in the states that may be painful later tho

Cracking weekend again,morning all quick tea & toast please table number 7.

Fundie - fingers crossed this evening that things improve! My daughter just took all the funds out of her US trust fund 2 weeks ago to buy a property here - good timing or what!

A victorious DD :-) .... the service here though is collect it yourself mate! LOL

Bit like the tesco`s cafe down the road now then cheers jj

i must figure that toaster.

No socs today? hope he is feeling better.

JJ, I am trying to avoid another trip to cloggyland this week however I have failed to avoid going there for the last 3 weeks!

sorry I have to miss lunch here today as mrs spaceman has decreed that I have to resume my healthy eating plan, today so far its been a 5 fruit smoothy for breakfast and a 1100 snack consisting of 4 brazil nuts, 12 almonds, a small eggcup of sunflower seeds and a small handful of sultanas. Lunch will be sardines on toast.

Of course there was the virtual Danish and orange juice but they don't affect my diet ;-)

I have been watching the big oils today...

DD - we prepare the food, just don't carry it across :-)

Spacey ... if desperate, try the Claudia Schiffer diet ... 6 raisins eaten very slowly!

I'm so sorry to hear Socco is sicko. Please get better soon, dear friend.

Is the bar open?

Keaydian, fully open help yourself. Trifle and fish ddispencing machine is working if your a bit hungry.

Thanks but I'll give the dispencing machine a miss.

I'll have a whisky, large one, and slide it down the bar western style.

Yee har.

KD.

Hello all, a cream-crackered Socco crawls in on all fours. Managed to sustain himself for a day at work, well dosed up with a well known brand of soluble apirin. Really, it is not as bad as it sounds and I am grateful for all your good wishes, feel a bit of a fraud really.

Sounds like a few teething troubles with the ACME wonder machine, don't know how we are getting live fish out, they are all frozen when they go in. I tried the sherry trifle, all 78 flavours, no problem there (no, that's not why I'm unwell).

Where's that whisky!

Socs, glad to hear your on the mend.

Keaydian, its help youself here but its all free.