CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Fundie - fingers crossed this evening that things improve! My daughter just took all the funds out of her US trust fund 2 weeks ago to buy a property here - good timing or what!

A victorious DD :-) .... the service here though is collect it yourself mate! LOL

Bit like the tesco`s cafe down the road now then cheers jj

i must figure that toaster.

No socs today? hope he is feeling better.

JJ, I am trying to avoid another trip to cloggyland this week however I have failed to avoid going there for the last 3 weeks!

sorry I have to miss lunch here today as mrs spaceman has decreed that I have to resume my healthy eating plan, today so far its been a 5 fruit smoothy for breakfast and a 1100 snack consisting of 4 brazil nuts, 12 almonds, a small eggcup of sunflower seeds and a small handful of sultanas. Lunch will be sardines on toast.

Of course there was the virtual Danish and orange juice but they don't affect my diet ;-)

I have been watching the big oils today...

DD - we prepare the food, just don't carry it across :-)

Spacey ... if desperate, try the Claudia Schiffer diet ... 6 raisins eaten very slowly!

I'm so sorry to hear Socco is sicko. Please get better soon, dear friend.

Is the bar open?

Keaydian, fully open help yourself. Trifle and fish ddispencing machine is working if your a bit hungry.

Thanks but I'll give the dispencing machine a miss.

I'll have a whisky, large one, and slide it down the bar western style.

Yee har.

KD.

Hello all, a cream-crackered Socco crawls in on all fours. Managed to sustain himself for a day at work, well dosed up with a well known brand of soluble apirin. Really, it is not as bad as it sounds and I am grateful for all your good wishes, feel a bit of a fraud really.

Sounds like a few teething troubles with the ACME wonder machine, don't know how we are getting live fish out, they are all frozen when they go in. I tried the sherry trifle, all 78 flavours, no problem there (no, that's not why I'm unwell).

Where's that whisky!

Socs, glad to hear your on the mend.

Keaydian, its help youself here but its all free.

Steps over Socrates in order to get behind the bar.

KEAYD, not many seem to appreciate the finer qualities of life...one bottle of amber nectar sliding along.

Oops butter fingers, can someone point me to the janitor's cupboard.

Over on the left behind the bar, used to have a pooch in there on the odd occasion, look out for empty Bodds cans.Mind the self locking door..when inside :-)

Keaydian, when you have cleared up that mess I suggest you go and have a lie down on the hammock. If Big Al or Chocolat are in there tell them its time they got up and did something useful.

If Big Al and Chocolat are in the Hammock, possible they could be doing something useful already Spacie

opto, good point !

I think Al is on the night shifts at the moment ....

And Chocky is on hols ;-)