CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Not quite :)
But I'm getting there - still got 12 hours to squeeze in 3 days' worth of stuff to do.
A spot of ruby nectar's going down very well just now.

Hey Socks - hurry up and feel less fraudulent will you?

Groannnnnnnnn. Soccs wakes up on the floor to find someone has built steps over him. Not feeling too chipper so I think I shall retire to bed. I'm sure a good night's sleep will do me a power of good. Anyone seen the aspirins, I'm sure I left some around somewhere. My special brand, sherry trifle flavour.

Good night one and all, mind the steps.

Sleep well Socs .... hope you feel better in the morning :-)

..... and have a great holiday, choccie!

Just popping in for an early nightcap :-)

jj50.

Can you call a locksmith.

Tap tap tap.

Bang bang bang (on the door).

Hello, is anybody about? Locksmith needed asa!

You just about done KD?
Funny, that - the doggie used to make a lot of noise in there too.

Thanks jj - I'll bring back a pressie for you all.
There's always room for another donkey ;)

Morning all! ;-))

Just realised I hadn't been in the old watering hole since 14th Feb! Bloody hell! Just nipped in for a quick smoothie and a swing in the old hammock. Lovely!


Either that or I've been in the hammock since Valentine's Day. Handcuffs are murder to get out of when you're not Houdini. ;-0

Morning all - it's the way choccie locks those handcuffs that's the problem, Al :-)

Looking forward to the donkey,choccie but a hat would do instead!

KD - I don' t think it is ever locked here. Socs did some renovations recently and it could be the draught excluder jamming the door - your whisky glass was empty though :-)

OK, breakfast served ..... FEB for those in need and the usual for the rest. Oh and a special 6 fruit smoothie (with added fibre) for the boss :-)

Morning jj, nice to see someone around early morning :-)

:-) opto. Looks like a "bluer" day ... danish warming ...

Just about done Chocolat.

Any update on the Locksmith eta, I've checked the draught excluder and it's not to blame.

Can I have some toast please ready for my release.

Keaydian, dont worry about the locksmith, just speak into the voice activated automatic security recognition system and so long as it recognises you it will unlock anything you need..

I'm free, I'll have that toast now please

You're lucky Keaydian, Poochy was locked in for days sometimes.

Poochy had his Bods for company though :-)

Toast served, help yourself to butter, jam, etc. Keaydian.
I thought Bunny just left a key under the doormat -didn't realise we had a voice activated system!

What don't we have here!! LOL

Ah yes the voice activated system is fluent in English, French, Bunninees and
Guinnaneesse, the later being the language of those after a few too many POG's!
;>)

Teas on :>)

Large pot please

Voice activated cafe with calorie free food thats us, on that basis, 4 Danish a cup of tea for me please

I have been thinking that next time I am in Holland land I will try and capture one of the parrots for the cafe, that way when miss the parrots I will just have to come in here and I will be happy. We will probably need to upgrade the automatic translation system to take Dutch into account unless the parrot also speaks English like most of the cloggies do.

I wouldn't worry about doing that Spacie, just get one from twickenham, they have a colony there, not so far to travel and they would speak the lingo too ;>)
Hope everyone had a good day, I'm off, enjoy your evenings :>)