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I wouldn't worry about doing that Spacie, just get one from twickenham, they have a colony there, not so far to travel and they would speak the lingo too ;>)
Hope everyone had a good day, I'm off, enjoy your evenings :>)

Socco's a bit late!

Socco's a lot late, couldn't get through the door. The automatic recognition locks said something about Genghis Khan, and Khant come in, so I climbed in through the ladies loo window.

That sherry trifle machine is great, as long as you remember to put a dish under the dispenser.

Feeling much betterer today, still not quite perfect but then I never was.

Evening Socs, good to see your up from your sick bed and that you managed to get in.

Sorry about the automatic recognition system I was reprogramming it when you tried to get in, it should be OK next time.

I do hope so Spacie, cos now I can't get out!

Socs, you have confused the security system because its does not think you are are in the coffee house, Sorry but you uwill have to go out via the ladies loo

Spaceman, I hope you weren't tinkering with the voice activated security system on the Janitor's cupboard yesterday while I was in there searching for a mop?

Keydian, not that wasnt me it was probably Al or Chocky... ;-)

Please note the password to the new voice activated lock on the janitor's store room is:

Bugger!

Not any more I changed it ;-)

My insecure babblefish can now open the locks whatever the password may be.

Doesn't work on the bloody voice activated handcuffs however. Hmmm ;-)

It is all the pink fur on the handcuffs Al - choccie puts it on to muffle the sound :-)

OK, breakfast is cooking, kettle is on ..... ready for the early birds ...

Morning all, yucky foggy day in Hastings.

Talking of early birds, ..... I got woken up during the night by some baby Blue Tits making a lot of noise, they live in the cavity wall under the window in our bedroom where their parents have made a nest for the last few years. Normally they don't make much noise but last night I think they must have been arguing, I predict they will be leaving soon.

Managed to get back to sleep after that only to be woken again by a bloody car alarm going off for more than an hour !

Morning all, just a pot of tea jj please.

Lovely morning all blues so far. One snag, seems like Blueyonder emails are down this morning :-(

Tea being served opto, then I am off out :-)

Did the car alarm wake the poor blue tits Spacey? !

JJ, I think they might have been packing! I have just seen a group of young blue tits sitting in a tree outside and there is no noise from the wall!

Have the danishes arrived?

1 tea as well please.................to go.

Trade is quite in here this lunchtime - even got some danish left from the morning, that's OK I'll nab a couple now! Kettle's on and the POG machine is running....
;>)

Afternoon bunny, what a POG machine? I didnt know we had one...