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I do hope so Spacie, cos now I can't get out!

Socs, you have confused the security system because its does not think you are are in the coffee house, Sorry but you uwill have to go out via the ladies loo

Spaceman, I hope you weren't tinkering with the voice activated security system on the Janitor's cupboard yesterday while I was in there searching for a mop?

Keydian, not that wasnt me it was probably Al or Chocky... ;-)

Please note the password to the new voice activated lock on the janitor's store room is:

Bugger!

Not any more I changed it ;-)

My insecure babblefish can now open the locks whatever the password may be.

Doesn't work on the bloody voice activated handcuffs however. Hmmm ;-)

It is all the pink fur on the handcuffs Al - choccie puts it on to muffle the sound :-)

OK, breakfast is cooking, kettle is on ..... ready for the early birds ...

Morning all, yucky foggy day in Hastings.

Talking of early birds, ..... I got woken up during the night by some baby Blue Tits making a lot of noise, they live in the cavity wall under the window in our bedroom where their parents have made a nest for the last few years. Normally they don't make much noise but last night I think they must have been arguing, I predict they will be leaving soon.

Managed to get back to sleep after that only to be woken again by a bloody car alarm going off for more than an hour !

Morning all, just a pot of tea jj please.

Lovely morning all blues so far. One snag, seems like Blueyonder emails are down this morning :-(

Tea being served opto, then I am off out :-)

Did the car alarm wake the poor blue tits Spacey? !

JJ, I think they might have been packing! I have just seen a group of young blue tits sitting in a tree outside and there is no noise from the wall!

Have the danishes arrived?

1 tea as well please.................to go.

Trade is quite in here this lunchtime - even got some danish left from the morning, that's OK I'll nab a couple now! Kettle's on and the POG machine is running....
;>)

Afternoon bunny, what a POG machine? I didnt know we had one...

Pint o Guiness mate!

Cup of tea would be welcome and I will have a calorie free Danish warmed, please :-)

Oh I see.. silly me...

Just had a fish finger sandwich for my lunch so if there are any danish left I will have one with a cuppa.

Certainly does that calorie free danish come with or without invisible chopped and glazed pecans on top? ;>)
Mind you all food in here is calorie free when you think about it - it's all virtual(ly) fat free ;>)

Definitely with glazed pecans, please bunny :-))

And what would Mrs Spacey say about a fish finger sandwich?!! Thought you were on hazelnuts, Spacey :-) LOL Haven't heard you mention Lambykins for a while, hope he is in good health but not on the healthy living campaign ...