CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Spaceman, I hope you weren't tinkering with the voice activated security system on the Janitor's cupboard yesterday while I was in there searching for a mop?

Keydian, not that wasnt me it was probably Al or Chocky... ;-)

Please note the password to the new voice activated lock on the janitor's store room is:

Bugger!

Not any more I changed it ;-)

My insecure babblefish can now open the locks whatever the password may be.

Doesn't work on the bloody voice activated handcuffs however. Hmmm ;-)

It is all the pink fur on the handcuffs Al - choccie puts it on to muffle the sound :-)

OK, breakfast is cooking, kettle is on ..... ready for the early birds ...

Morning all, yucky foggy day in Hastings.

Talking of early birds, ..... I got woken up during the night by some baby Blue Tits making a lot of noise, they live in the cavity wall under the window in our bedroom where their parents have made a nest for the last few years. Normally they don't make much noise but last night I think they must have been arguing, I predict they will be leaving soon.

Managed to get back to sleep after that only to be woken again by a bloody car alarm going off for more than an hour !

Morning all, just a pot of tea jj please.

Lovely morning all blues so far. One snag, seems like Blueyonder emails are down this morning :-(

Tea being served opto, then I am off out :-)

Did the car alarm wake the poor blue tits Spacey? !

JJ, I think they might have been packing! I have just seen a group of young blue tits sitting in a tree outside and there is no noise from the wall!

Have the danishes arrived?

1 tea as well please.................to go.

Trade is quite in here this lunchtime - even got some danish left from the morning, that's OK I'll nab a couple now! Kettle's on and the POG machine is running....
;>)

Afternoon bunny, what a POG machine? I didnt know we had one...

Pint o Guiness mate!

Cup of tea would be welcome and I will have a calorie free Danish warmed, please :-)

Oh I see.. silly me...

Just had a fish finger sandwich for my lunch so if there are any danish left I will have one with a cuppa.

Certainly does that calorie free danish come with or without invisible chopped and glazed pecans on top? ;>)
Mind you all food in here is calorie free when you think about it - it's all virtual(ly) fat free ;>)

Definitely with glazed pecans, please bunny :-))

And what would Mrs Spacey say about a fish finger sandwich?!! Thought you were on hazelnuts, Spacey :-) LOL Haven't heard you mention Lambykins for a while, hope he is in good health but not on the healthy living campaign ...

Can i make an early request that the POG machine is heavily stocked for this evening - with the champions league final i will either be celebrating or drowning sorrows :-)

any chance of a sausage sarnie to get me through till the evening?

Sausage sarnie on its way and I think bunny always has the POG machine well stocked and working, Fundie :-)

Hope it's celebrating ...