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Chocolat hello, honoured we are indeed with your visitation. Are you partaking in a more relaxed pastime after your night out in Manchester. I hope sometime to join the party when I pluck up the courage to travel over the moor at night :-)

Fleeting visit.

Morning campers, heavy rain overnight in Hastings but its hot again already.

Packed few days for me, test driving a car, buying some furnature and going to the motor show plus a week of looking after my 14 year old nephew, oh and 3 days off work.

Good morning all. Slightly cooler here in the Cotswolds, intermittent sun so it is much more bearable. Washing dried overnight so I assume no rain here.

Trolley race on later today plus a visit to Waitrose, must buy a new phone for the landline. The old phone is making strange noises and losing it's memory, and it's not even drawing it's pension yet!

First rumble of thunder and light rain down here in Seal.

2nd rumble lasting over 20 seconds to sie away. Heavy rain now

Good to see that you are having some 'nice' weather KEADIAN

Well I wish someone had told me we had construction work going on! Just went in the stock cupboard saw some bloke in there and crowned him with a frying pan - well I thought he was a burglar not a builder! He may need a lot of Guinness to help bring him round again...oh dear.....
;>)

Burger please and a coke float!

Oh my bl**dy head, that's me done with stocking up!

Was Guinness mentioned :-0)................ could help a little.

Hello. Opto, I have some aspirin if you are feeling a bit fragile. If that doesn't work a nice cold sherry trifle poultice might help, it has the added advantage that if you feel peckish you can eat it.

Sure thing Socco, I think it will be better to eat (drink) it.

Remind me not to put Socs in charge of first aid ;>)
Morning all - it's getting too warm again, the summer home in Norway is looking more and more attractive LOL

Slight dilema.

Need some butter for my toast but the fridge has a sign hanging from the handle saying "Do Not Disturb"

Knock knock, can I have the butter please.

Don't worry it's only Socs if you are quiet he wont wake up :>)

Knock Knock (little harder this time).

The butter please.................................................................

I think I heard a slight mumble.

Just open the door, grab what you want - careful now...don't want any unexpected surprises.... - and close the door again, he wont even notice.
:>)

Got it, phew.

No need to knock, it's not a private fridge. Did you know it was built by the same firm that did the Tardis? Plenty of room inside, as long as you avoid the odd Dalek.