Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Happy Days are here again.

Thanks Dave and Georgie boys

"The Bank of England will downgrade Britain's economic growth forecast this week, confirming that the recovery is stalling as the Government's austerity measures take their toll. The central bank is expected to follow the consensus by revising down its figures in its quarterly Inflation Report on Wednesday, reports the Telegraph. "

Q. What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
A. Amhere

Q. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
A. Amhere Azwel

Q. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
A. Amhere Azwell Azhim


What's the name of the top karaoke performer in India?

Gurupta Singh.

Seems Cameron and Osborne's policies are showing signs of economic growth, or was that inflation.

Inflation, plus devaluation of sterling, without growth fascination.

Just come back from the club where I asked a few business friends with tory leaning. about the "Government of Reversal" and got the response, that the cabinet was a group of economically naive L.Bs.

I asked if they meant little boys, but was assured that is not what they meant.

Mind, with the cost of food going up and cost of cooking it, eating out
will a government method of weight reduction.

Every cloud could have a silver lining.

The silver lining is that we don't have the two Eds running the show in which case things would be a lot worse.

The problem is that you have two political naive spivs failing to run the economy.

What is you guess on sterling devaluing even more.

Don't you just love this country!

Station manager sacked for moving trolley off line

Taggart police drama axed by ITV

ITV has axed the Scottish police drama Taggart after 28 years, in the wake of poor viewing figures south of the border.

Kiss of death :-)

Downing Street said the prime minister had "full confidence" in Mr Huhne after it emerged police were investigating whether an offence took place.

inflation up to 4.5% its a real feel good factor.

Citroen C3 Picasso UK recall over 'passenger brake'

Citroen are recalling more than 20,000 of its C3 Picasso cars in the UK because of concerns the brakes can be activated from the passenger side. The problem arises because of the way the car, manufactured in France, is modified for right hand drive.

wow I want one!!

I would feel a lot safer in one of those if the wife was driving!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&vq=medium


RNS out today AGM on the 16th June in Paris.

In pictures: Tsunami hits Fukushima nuclear power plant

Ex-MP Elliot Morley jailed for expenses fraud

Former Labour minister Elliot Morley has been sentenced to 16 months in jail for dishonestly claiming more than 30,000 in parliamentary expenses.

Kathy Kirby snuffed it.

now there was a pair of lips!!!

Stan

How's Fred ?

What a farce - http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/ryan-giggs-sunday-herald-imogen-thomas/

Skinny,

I think you are others are jumping to conclusions.
The picture actually looks like a girl I went out with many years ago.
Mind you it was one of those nights, you know when after a few jars every female looks gorgeous.
So it looks like my 'super injunction' has been breached.

Greek.