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Ah well according to Mr Ramsey you catch them, put them in a container, obviously with access to air and only give them a shower of water regularly for a few days, then feed them only on carrot and when their droppings are only orange in colour it shows their systems are clear of toxins and then safe to eat - that's the theory anyway! LOL

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/F/fword/snails.html
here's all the details :>)

No thanks

Hey good to see you JM :>)

This building work's a right pain. Just tripped over a bucket, made a double piked somersault and luckily bounced off one hammock to land in another.

Haven't even had a snifter either. ;-0

Al, you sounds as though you need a snifter after that ;-)

No Snails for me today thanks.

Jeff you made the decision on contracting yet?

Crashes through the door, slight bit wet due to the rain, but in high spirits as it's Friday, talking of spirits, I'll have a large whisky.....What the hell make it the bottle.

Oh no one here, well I'll just help myself. Let's see:

Champagne
Whisky
Couple of bottles of Shiraz
That port is half empty, or is it half full, it's gone anyway.
And that pack of 24 beers.

Right if anybody wants me, I'll be over there (points) singing drinking songs.

Evening K, I was down you way last night went for an Indian at your local, bit of a pain parking round there isnt it ;-)

Hiccup, Aye, parking problem down Indian, hiccup.

Time for some of that burrrrrrrrrp 24 pack I grabbed earlier.

Would you care to join me over here, young sapcmna, hiccup.

Dont worry K its all free, have a much as you like, and the best thiung? NO HANGOVER !!!

Fairwell adeiu to you fair spanish ladies
Fairwell adieu you ladies of spain, hiccup.
For we've recived orders
To sail back back.......to..........boston..........zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

Oh dear, sounds as thouigh keaydian had a few too many last night ;-)

Just got up after 4 hours sleep dull and cool in Hastings, I am drivig up to Norfolk in a couple of hours for the weekend, hopefully avoiding Ikea, Bluewater and any other major shopping areas ...

Been a quiet day....and night, I'll have a quick night cap and then off to bed. Never mind this frolicking in the hammocks.....well not alone anyway :-)
Ooops that was a large one, could take a while to finish this. Could try the bottle, Keaydian did a good job of one last night.

Yesterday may have been a quiet one for you, others were not quite so lucky. No.1 son and wife chose yesterday to arrive back at Heathrow after an overnight flight back from JFK in NY. Can you imagine the chaos at Heathrow with all the goings on that are going on?

Still, all is sweetness and light now so maybe I can get some quality time in the hammock once more. Must go and feed the cat now, supercilious b****r, the cat not me I hasten to add.

Where am I?

What are all these beer cans doing around me?

Keydian, your in the cellar, I think you got thrown out with all the empties ....

KEAYDIAN
You should count yourself lucky, we are into crushing the cans nowadays.

Good evening all, anyone?

I've learnt my lesson, sorry about the mess.

Meanwhile, back at the sherry-trifle mine...........................

Never mind Kean it's doesn't matter, you got out of the cellar in one piece :>)
Morning - nice and tidy in here today, coffee's on, croissants warming,
markets a bit slow so plenty of time for a brew :>)