Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
Requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:

1... Drive up to the cash machine.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

************************* ******
FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!)



1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
Holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Hand Brake.

From another board, but may apply here, just watch out, as the number of 'new posters' is increasing. When weak holders go, the MM's have a more difficult time IMO, so let the weak ones sell, then experienced investors will buy in. IMO.,

Periodically over the past couple of years we have been infiltrated by ostensibly genuine newbies raising seemingly genuine initial queries and subsequently casting doubts and aspersions; in somes cases progressing to libelous statements. Watch out for newbies suggesting you are backing a wrong'un, it could be one of these guys:

Jun 03 2011
Gene Savin My Apology.Confessions of a Basher
Friday, June 3, 2011 at 09:48AM
Yes I am the notorious Gene Savin. And I am here to make a personal apology to all of the company's I have ever posted disparaging remarks on. First let me begin by apologising to Nighthawk,Nostra terra it was completely uncalled for I would also like to apologise to the wider online community who use the internet Please accept my whole-hearted apology.

Now my confession begins. I was employed as a stock-basher on Interactive,LSE, and most of the main chat sites. I rue the day I ever became involved. I just did not realise how much it would effect my life.

We operated in a team of six using 3/4 screennames on every site. At first we would join the sites then slowly but surely become trusted by the communities we did this using a variety of means ticking up other posts and agreeing with the main posters on any one site. Of course we also ticked each other up. One of the best ways to earn the kudos of the boards was to continually cut'n'paste information found online regarding any one stock it didn't matter where it came from. This method was proven in past escapades to increase our popularity. You can see it occurring now on INTERACTIVE/ADVFN We would post as much as 200/300 articles per day the more the better this guaranteed that our online presence was seen and read by all. Once we had achieved trusted status amongst the site users we would then set about attacking any poster that threatened to undermine our credibility after all we needed people to believe in us any one posting a contrary view was attacked by the team and as always other genuine posters would join in kind of like a pavlovian response. We controled the herd mentality thus we controled the investors. Then we would slowly change the sentiment on a stock of course we would be shorting the said stock and when it went as low as we could get it we would then go long on it knowing that after we ceased our attack the stock would increase as a matter of common sense. So thats basically how we did it. I get asked many times are there still members of the team online operating. Well of course there is. They have reinvented themselves using different screen names such as Trotysmac,SpikeyDT and anthracite on iii and one or two others these are now working the Grift building up their reps. Billybowdon,pete tongu on advfn doing just the same. It was so easy because theres no moderation and subscription is totally free.

I hope this confession goes some way to explaining why i did what I did. It was greed and the buzz of power controlling hundreds of investors with-out their knowledge. There's lots of Bashing/rampers out there to this day the worst site is Interactive Investor it's rotten with them.

Repentent Gene Savin

http://genesavinrevealsall.squarespace.com/?SSScrollPosition=0

Never heard of him or any of the other names and i post or view all the sites he mention's, who was he working for ? has he said.

noc
thats a good post of yours, it might be better if it had been posted to the talk to everyone post. unfortunately we dont have one. so i suppose this is as good as you could do.not sure he is absolutely truthful but then i dont know his history and have never read any of his posts. maybe he is just trying to warn everyone that it happens?
and i believe it does. i could be wrong of course.
anyway anyone who follows charts rather than relying solely on fundamenatals wouldnt or shouldnt be influenced by what is said on any blog but only by what is done,i.e.the analysis of price movement.it simply cuts out and negates all these guys.
as always just my opinion.
regards
jkd

CERN physicists trap antihydrogen atoms for more than 16 minutes

"We've trapped antihydrogen atoms for as long as 1,000 seconds, which is forever" in the world of high-energy particle physics, said Joel Fajans, UC Berkeley professor of physics, faculty scientist at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and a member of the ALPHA (Antihydrogen Laser Physics Apparatus) experiment at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland.

I am one of many who have multiple posters on Ignore/Squelch.
I also like many do not put these people on ignore/squelch just because they disagree with my views or are negative when I am positive or visa versa.
I put them on ignore because they are either personally insulting to others, post buy buy buy, sell sell sell and other useless drivel or just because they post total meaningless rubbish.
The biggest problem I then have are from those who continue to answer such rubbish (we all know of one on here).
Still some people will always rise to the bait, which is what stops these people fading into the ether.

Who said that :-)

Skinny,

I have you on Squelch. Also I will not rise to the bate you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx you.

Well Greek is a bit of a baster !

Back from wanderings around France.

Amazed to see the amount of money that the government is ploughing into the infrastructure to maintain economy and preparing for any future uprise in the "world economy" and at the same time reduce their unemployment and booste it to a certain degree.

Interesting to opinions of many French and other europeans on UK problems. Mind wiith continuing devaluation of the Sterling against the Euro it is failrly obvious what the general opinion of Geogie's economic revival will be.

But, this morning it was nice to hear George bleating away again, defending his economic non policies.

IMF says no changes are needed to UK economic policy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13668574

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has concluded that no changes are needed to UK economic policy.

It said weak economic growth and rising inflation had been "unexpected", but that they were "largely temporary".

But its annual report warned that "there are significant risks to inflation, growth and unemployment", which may need a policy response.

It predicted the UK economy would grow 1.5% in 2011, down from its forecast of 1.7% in April and 2% in November 2010.

But it maintained its medium-term forecast at 2.5%.

It seems the IMF are happy to have UK's economy to steer on to the rocks.

Growth down, gross income down unemployment up.

But suggestions of tax cuts on the way.

Bonkers.

Hays,

You and I are "temporary".

Sometimes temporary is a hell of a long time.


If I had a "small holding and had an increase in the number of dependants it needed to support I wouldn't rest half of the employees, I would employ them to produce more for all.

Maggie would have understood corner shop economics, as she never rose above her pedigree.

PS.

When the pound and euro are one to one, will it be cap in hand time for Cameron and Osborne to ask for a bail-out.

Or perhaps they have Euro accounts.

I see that Cameron has demoted himself to Minister of Health.

Oh forgot, and he is now Justice Minister.

What a talented fellow he is.

Now all he has to do is get out of reverse gear and the brake and find first gear.


Mind in a few weeks, Georgie might be looking for a new job.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/06/08/uk-britain-rating-report-idUKTRE75717920110608?feedType=nl&feedName=ukdailyinvestor



LONDON | Wed Jun 8, 2011 9:05am BST

(Reuters) - Britain is at risk of losing its prized triple-A credit rating if growth remains weak and the government fails to meet its debt-cutting target, a senior analyst at Moody's was quoted as saying on Wednesday.

The government aims to virtually eliminate a budget deficit of around 10 percent of GDP over the next four years, but lacklustre growth has caused some people to doubt whether it will meet this target.

In an interview with news agency Market News International, Moody's analyst Sarah Carlson said that Britain's weaker growth prospects this year and next did not alone cast doubt on the UK's sovereign rating.

"We believe that slower growth combined with weaker-than-expected fiscal consolidation efforts could cause the UK's debt metrics to deteriorate to a point that would be inconsistent with a Aaa rating," she told MNI.

(Reporting by Fiona Shaikh)

The blessed leader Cameron seems to be led by the party's tail.

Can somebody inform him leaders are supposed to lead, not follow public opinion.

Mind when you don't have any thought out policies, what can you expect from somebody than to fall back on his work experience as a PR agent.

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,
The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of
the Money!!!
The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will
appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.
Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
It's a mystery, but it's worth a try. good luck!=

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Er - have a look at July 2016, 2022, 2033...............................

Don't blame me, your to clever. Lol

Exploring Hydrocarbon Depletion


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iEvacuation zone, permanent, expanded as radiation expands

Japan has doubled its estimate of the amount of radiation spewed out by the Fukushima nuclear plant in the week after the crisis began. It comes after confirmation that plutonium has been found outside the facility for the first time.

Even before these revelations Japanese authorities were urging residents living just outside the Fukushima no-go zone to leave. Thousands are now packing up and evacuating, fearing radiation in soil and the atmosphere could lead to health problems, especially in children.

One of the districts being evacuated is Iitate, less than 40 kilometres from the crippled plant.

North Asia Correspondent Mark Willacy filed this report for PM.

(High pitched beeping)

MARK WILLACY: Its a piercing sound you cant get out of your head, the constant clicking of a Geiger counter. Travelling into Fukushima, just a few dozen kilometres from the crippled nuclear plant, these radiation readers are an essential device.

And its clear, looking at the readings in the Iitate district, that its time for people to go.

(A cow mooing)

For cattle and crop farmer Takeshi Yamada it means moving his family out of the home theyve lived in all their lives. It also means selling off his pampered Wagyu cattle.

(Takeshi Yamada speaking)

At first my anger was boiling, but now its passed its peak, he tells me. But I still feel very confused because our home wasnt destroyed by the earthquake or the tsunami. Instead we have to move because of radiation, the farmer says.

But some here are ignoring the governments plea to evacuate voluntarily.

Yoshitada Yamada runs a small semi-conductor business which supplies some of Japans biggest car and electronics firms. And while half of his employees have packed up and left Iitate, others are hanging in there.

(Yoshitada Yamada speaking)

Although this area was designated an evacuation zone, my workers wanted to continue to work here, he tells me. So we use a Geiger counter to check radiation levels twice a day, he says.

Yoshitada Yamada is among several hundred Iitate residents out of a total population of 6,000 who are refusing to budge. Those who are leaving go not knowing when theyll be allowed back.

Until this nuclear disaster, Fukushima was celebrated for its farm products. Now, like Chernobyl, it will be associated with radioactive contamination.

(Takeshi Yamada speaking)

Yes I worry about that, says farmer Takeshi Yamada. Unfortunately its not just rumour but fact because readings show a high level of radioactivity in vegetables from here. I dont think well be able to grow anything from here for at least 10 years, he says.

For the people of Fukushima, leaving is hard enough; not knowing when theyll be able to return is even more painful.

This is Mark Willacy in Fukushima for PM.