Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

If they allow fred to post then they should accept the truth!!

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

First, dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Second, replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, eager to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

This is me,

Having strippers on an airline would be highly dangerous. Just think of all that testosterone flying about (pun intended).
As for myself, I would find it very uncomfortable, remember most airlines only have so much leg room (think about it). Also in an emergency, it might prevent me getting out the emergency exits.
I love the comment re hijackers. It would also make it much harder (no not that) for them to spot the Air Marshalls, as it would make their weapons harder to spot.

Note..........Funny how most Muslims are taught that seeing naked women who they are not married to is wrong, and yet if they carry out Jihad, they are promised several virgins when they die.

Greek.

Greekman:

remember most airlines only have so much leg room

And the seats are usually full of the vertically challenged type. People under 6'3", you don't need leg room seats.

If you are bored:-

WATCH Love is all around,
First because it explains what it ' s all about, click on the two links below

Link 1 Love is all around.


Link 2 Don't stop me now.

Greekman

What do women suicide bombers get promised when they die ?

Well it made me laugh - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/

If the way Islam treats women is anything to go by, probably a couple of Tesco vouchers.

Tesco can be Hell over the bank hoilday's

Arise 'Sir Bruce Forsyth'.

:-)

Brucie gets his Knighthood in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.

And a well deserved one too, IMHO. This utterly professional entertainer has been making me smile since he started doing 'Sunday Night at the London Palladium' some time around 1960 or thereabouts. That was more than 50 years ago and he is still going strong. He has lots of fans, admirers and supporters - and I'm one of them.

About time to. Why the wait so long?

Why the bother?

Jim Davidson must be over the moon about that news

Fred - your life most be so miserable.

Well done Bruce, he's given a lifetime to entertainment. Shouid have come ten years ago. Some nice news for once in this not so good world we live in sometimes.

Out of the gloom
of despondency.
A voice said
smile, be happy
things could be worse.
I smiled and was happy
And things got worse.

Skinny,

Not really, but don't think much of the "dishonour" system, or Brucie's humour.

However, his ability to survive is impressive. Mind he does seem to need young carers.

Doesn't appeal to my sense of humour.

I would not mind young carers when I am his age, I would be very happy. Well done Bruce.

DC,

Perhaps, you will have to start saving up your Viagra!

8-)

Ryan Giggs could face a jail sentence:

11th June 2011
By Jerry Lawton

RYAN Giggs faces jail over the gagging order he got to cover up an affair with glamour girl Imogen Thomas.

Ryan Giggs could be prosecuted for perjury if judges think he misled them about his happily-married family man status to obtain his injunction. The crime carries a maximum sentence of seven years in jail.

Giggs, 37, gave a sworn statement to the High Court in London declaring why he believed an order should be granted to stop details of the alleged six-month fling being made public.

He relied on the fact he was married with two children whose privacy he wished to protect. The order was granted by Mr Justice Eady to stop Giggs or his family being named. But his sister-in-law Natasha, 28, has since claimed she had a secret eight-year affair with him behind the backs of his wife Stacey, 32, and brother Rhodri, 34. A third alleged lover is also understood to be considering telling all.

Lawyers say if Giggs is found to have deliberately withheld details of other affairs from the court he is open to prosecution.

D-Day for the 80,000-a-week star is November 7 when he will give evidence at a hearing to determine if the injunction should remain in place.

He is sure to be grilled by Mr Justice Eady over the alleged flings. And he will face a blast from Sir Alex Ferguson, 69, for disrupting Uniteds season, which will be well under way.

Legal sources claim Giggs will now be under pressure to drop his injunction fight, even though it could allow Imogen, 28, to tell her side of the story.

One senior lawyer said: Hes now in a very difficult position. The real danger comes if he is ruled to have withheld information from the court when applying for the injunction. That could be deemed perjury. The UK courts have never shied away from pursuing similar prosecutions even in the most high-profile cases.

In 1999 former Chief Secretary to the Treasury Jonathan Aitken was jailed for 18 months for perjury during a libel trial.

Two years later Jeffrey Archer got four years after he lied in a defamation hearing against the Daily Star.

And five months ago Scottish politician Tommy Sheridan, 47, was sent to prison for three years for the same crime.

According to leading law firm Paris Swift, sworn affidavits are required from people requesting injunctions to stop them lying to obtain gagging orders.

Its website says: The court places a degree of trust in the applicant to tell the entire story and, therefore, it is important to ensure that the applicant is not misleading the court.

Last night Giggs was still in a Mediterranean hideaway with his wife mulling over the future of their marriage.