Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Jim Davidson must be over the moon about that news

Fred - your life most be so miserable.

Well done Bruce, he's given a lifetime to entertainment. Shouid have come ten years ago. Some nice news for once in this not so good world we live in sometimes.

Out of the gloom
of despondency.
A voice said
smile, be happy
things could be worse.
I smiled and was happy
And things got worse.

Skinny,

Not really, but don't think much of the "dishonour" system, or Brucie's humour.

However, his ability to survive is impressive. Mind he does seem to need young carers.

Doesn't appeal to my sense of humour.

I would not mind young carers when I am his age, I would be very happy. Well done Bruce.

DC,

Perhaps, you will have to start saving up your Viagra!

8-)

Ryan Giggs could face a jail sentence:

11th June 2011
By Jerry Lawton

RYAN Giggs faces jail over the gagging order he got to cover up an affair with glamour girl Imogen Thomas.

Ryan Giggs could be prosecuted for perjury if judges think he misled them about his happily-married family man status to obtain his injunction. The crime carries a maximum sentence of seven years in jail.

Giggs, 37, gave a sworn statement to the High Court in London declaring why he believed an order should be granted to stop details of the alleged six-month fling being made public.

He relied on the fact he was married with two children whose privacy he wished to protect. The order was granted by Mr Justice Eady to stop Giggs or his family being named. But his sister-in-law Natasha, 28, has since claimed she had a secret eight-year affair with him behind the backs of his wife Stacey, 32, and brother Rhodri, 34. A third alleged lover is also understood to be considering telling all.

Lawyers say if Giggs is found to have deliberately withheld details of other affairs from the court he is open to prosecution.

D-Day for the 80,000-a-week star is November 7 when he will give evidence at a hearing to determine if the injunction should remain in place.

He is sure to be grilled by Mr Justice Eady over the alleged flings. And he will face a blast from Sir Alex Ferguson, 69, for disrupting Uniteds season, which will be well under way.

Legal sources claim Giggs will now be under pressure to drop his injunction fight, even though it could allow Imogen, 28, to tell her side of the story.

One senior lawyer said: Hes now in a very difficult position. The real danger comes if he is ruled to have withheld information from the court when applying for the injunction. That could be deemed perjury. The UK courts have never shied away from pursuing similar prosecutions even in the most high-profile cases.

In 1999 former Chief Secretary to the Treasury Jonathan Aitken was jailed for 18 months for perjury during a libel trial.

Two years later Jeffrey Archer got four years after he lied in a defamation hearing against the Daily Star.

And five months ago Scottish politician Tommy Sheridan, 47, was sent to prison for three years for the same crime.

According to leading law firm Paris Swift, sworn affidavits are required from people requesting injunctions to stop them lying to obtain gagging orders.

Its website says: The court places a degree of trust in the applicant to tell the entire story and, therefore, it is important to ensure that the applicant is not misleading the court.

Last night Giggs was still in a Mediterranean hideaway with his wife mulling over the future of their marriage.

Fred1new,
I agree, Lol

The F1 race, what a disaster. Watched the safety car more then the racing cars.
Lewis nearly took out Jensen, appears to be getting frustrated.Will he walk or be fired?
-issing down, bit like here really.

So much rain . I have an idea put outboard motors on them and turn them into speed
boats. Atleast Lewis is dry.

Hope lewis does not get his P45.

Lewis is still the best driver out there. The team and car are not good enough for him, in my view. Car not matching Red Bull and Ferrari fast catching them.Hence getting frustrated. Could he replace Webber for Red Bull as an idea? Otherwise whats his future? Race has turned in to a disaster.

Update - Could be Jensen at fault now, fancy crashing into your team mate.

The safety car will need a tyre and engine change as its been round the track so much. Lol

bloody bad tempered golfer

great win from Button

Hope you watched the last bit, Dreamcatcher?

:-)

The F1 race, after a disastrous stoppage caused by so much rain, restarted once again.

Button had to take a penalty run through the pits. In fact all in all, he went through the pits 6 times, which was far more than anyone else. At one stage he left the pit lane and re-entered the race in last place at 21st.

On the very last lap Button put so much pressure on Vettel, the latter just couldn't take it and made a mistake on the last chicane, allowing Button to go through and win.

Absolutely fantastic! This must be Button's best win ever!

In fact, there was so much action on the last 10 laps or so, it turned into one of the most fascinating and exciting races of the season. Whenever we get rain in an F1 race, this particular race will be remembered and I would guess it will be talked about for years.

Incredible!

Great race ExecLine.

Is it true, that after Cameron's latest use of reverse gear, that the tory back benchers are referring to Clegg as Mr Prime-minister?

He seems to be skidding all over his tracks.

What a track record, but mind you, he seems to have beaten Clarke and Lawnsley into submissions. Whose next?