CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Ohhh but there's snails poached in blackberry sauce and snails baked with blackberries en croute or puree of snails with blackberries..........

;>)

NO SNAILS ;-)

Yeah I know....just trying to tempt your palate.....

A friend of ours is thinking of kicking off a 'speed dating agency'.

I'm sure you know the sort of thing? Everyone meets up at the location at the appointed time, the bell rings, two minutes chat then move on to someone else, throw your car keys in if you're interested (Sorry, wrong thing. Anyhow, whatever)....

Here's the nub. What should she call it?

If this is a serious question - Meet A Soul Mate
If this is a joke - P,P,P, Pick up A Wally
;>)

Morning from a wet Sevenoaks, Mrs Spaceman spend much of yesterday afternoon moving snails from our garden as it was being landscaped with a digger.

She estimates she saved about 100 along with 18 frogs and 2 newts, the newts and frogs have been taken to a new home with Brian next door and they seem happy near his pond.

Bunny shall we send the snails up to you ;-)

It seems the snail farm is doing quite well, supplying a couple of restaurants now so yes I think we can take a few more for detoxing, mind you at this rate we could need an extension on the back of the coffee house to house our cottage industry ;>)

LOL ;-)

OK I will put them in the newly installed snail detox stainless steel tanks in the room with a door marked "Bunnies Snail processing plant" on the outside which has a warning sign on the inside saying "Under no circumstances are snails to be served in the coffee house"

I prefer Bunny's Snail Health Farm personally - less intimidating for the inmates.
It's only the market downturn that's made me resort to this you know, being a very seldom flesh eater personally, but sadly the hot weather in July badly affected my carrot crop and needs must and all that.......
;>)
How's your crop of interesting plants doing upstairs?
;>)

By the way - minor announcement to any lurkers visiting the coffee house


CONTRARY TO THE EVIDENCE WE ARE ALL REALLY QUITE SANE PEOPLE IN HERE!

;>)

Bunny, the interesting plants were doing fine until we got all these snails, I think some of them escaped and ate most of the crop, there are a lot of confused snails up there at the moment and they seem very hungry!


Oh I almost forgot

I AM NOT ONE OF THE SANE ONES ;-: ......

Oh No I'm not having my 'client' snails blamed for your invasion and subsequent crop munch crime wave, must be ones off the local estate, got in through an open window or something....

Sadly I don't feel they will fulfil the entry criteria for the health farm, we do detox but not that sort of detox and my 'clients' may feel they lower the tone - never realised how fussy snails were actually but they are really quite snotty about such things...

;>)

bunny you might be right but at least one of them has a label on its saying "freshly detoxed fine English Snail - Product of Bunny's Snail Health Farm - Please eat me"

I dont know about the others though they were hiding in the corner with a load of car radios some wheels from a Porsche and wearing Burberry Basball caps !!

Burberry baseball caps - ahhh well you see that proves it, my clientele would never be seen in burberry on a Thursday and that labelling isn't mine, definitely counterfeit goods Spacie ;>)

What's all this snails business? Chinese are having lots of trouble with infected snails giving people meningitis. Not funny that.

Soon be bank holiday weekend, I suppose that's why the latest news I heard talks about flooded roads.

Our snails are Brits Socs, hadn't heard about the Chinese ones or the problems there. Anyway I'm off, have a good evening :>)

As I passed over the M5, there was this stream of snails heading south west. Glad I'm not going that way.

Poor things, they will be worn out by the time they get to Bunny's

They certainly will, each one seemed to be pushing a car.

LOL - how you doing Socs?