CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

By the way - minor announcement to any lurkers visiting the coffee house


CONTRARY TO THE EVIDENCE WE ARE ALL REALLY QUITE SANE PEOPLE IN HERE!

;>)

Bunny, the interesting plants were doing fine until we got all these snails, I think some of them escaped and ate most of the crop, there are a lot of confused snails up there at the moment and they seem very hungry!


Oh I almost forgot

I AM NOT ONE OF THE SANE ONES ;-: ......

Oh No I'm not having my 'client' snails blamed for your invasion and subsequent crop munch crime wave, must be ones off the local estate, got in through an open window or something....

Sadly I don't feel they will fulfil the entry criteria for the health farm, we do detox but not that sort of detox and my 'clients' may feel they lower the tone - never realised how fussy snails were actually but they are really quite snotty about such things...

;>)

bunny you might be right but at least one of them has a label on its saying "freshly detoxed fine English Snail - Product of Bunny's Snail Health Farm - Please eat me"

I dont know about the others though they were hiding in the corner with a load of car radios some wheels from a Porsche and wearing Burberry Basball caps !!

Burberry baseball caps - ahhh well you see that proves it, my clientele would never be seen in burberry on a Thursday and that labelling isn't mine, definitely counterfeit goods Spacie ;>)

What's all this snails business? Chinese are having lots of trouble with infected snails giving people meningitis. Not funny that.

Soon be bank holiday weekend, I suppose that's why the latest news I heard talks about flooded roads.

Our snails are Brits Socs, hadn't heard about the Chinese ones or the problems there. Anyway I'm off, have a good evening :>)

As I passed over the M5, there was this stream of snails heading south west. Glad I'm not going that way.

Poor things, they will be worn out by the time they get to Bunny's

They certainly will, each one seemed to be pushing a car.

LOL - how you doing Socs?

Fine thanks Bunny, et tu?

I'm OK forever trying to earn a crust, you know the normal stuff LOL

Well that's me done, so have a great extended weekend :>)

I don't want to cause a panic but I've either had a few to many or there really was a 7' tall snail waiting by the taxi rank outside Sevenoaks station, hic.

Keaydian, I think you probably had a few too many, went I was there last night there were only a few 2' snails ......

Good morning Spacie, up early today? Grey day here in the Cotswolds, just right for a trolley race.

I've just been updating my watch list, dumped about two thirds of them. There really is some dross about, I seem to be invested in a fair proportion of them. Time to clean out the portfolio too methinks.

Hi Socs, we have spent all day doing various interesting things like looking at wooden flooring and paving slabs....

The boys have been pestering me for days to take them to IKEA.
They've been complaining that it's been ages since I left them in the play area to watch Jerry give Tom a good slapping.