CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Spacie
Call me lazy if you like but I would be looking at other solutions to your tasks.

1. Haircut, find a bright young thing who does home visit hairdressing.
2. Dry Cleaning - Consult yellow pages and find dry cleaner that collects/delivers.
3. Norwich - Hire helicopter & pilot.
4. Cut Grass - Rent grass out to sheep farmer.

Good morning
Looking forward to 2 weeks off before I start my new job. Feels stange leaving my old place after 14 years.
Where's the cook, I'd like tea and cake please

Sorry Jeffie - you know how it is can't get the staff ;>)
Tea and cake, on its way that's if you haven't left already!

I'm still here. I'm one of the idle for a couple of weeks, like yourself :-)

Idle?! I thought you were married! Expect to be fixing things, shopping re-decorating, gardening etc.

I remember the first time, a few months after we were married, that I told the wife that I was going to be on holiday. Half an hour later I asked her what she was doing with a clip board. She was going around the house making a list of things that she wanted done.

Idle...wot's that! ;>)
Of course should boredom set in JM and your wife not employ you as suggested by T-I-M there's always the odd thing to do round the coffee house, odd barrels to change etc ;>)

Hi folks, very late tonight so I shall head straight for the hammock. Lovely mug full of hot cocoa with a dash (or two) of rum in it.

Scrambled egg on toast please.

There you go Keaydian - enjoy :>)

bURP, PARDON!

Sounds like you need some peppermint tea there Keaydian ;>)

Peppermint tea, rubbish! Pint of Guinness :-)

Think that could make him worse LOL
Yummm bagels and apricot jam, a different lunch for me, nice change!

I'll try the guiness first and go from there.

I'll have the bagels and apricot jam and a pint of Guinness please :-0)

At your own risk gentlemen LOL

OK who's confused the message! LOL

Can I have some fresh figs with my pint please.

I'd rather have another pint K :-)

Figs for Keaydian - don't ask....
;>)
Another pint for Opto......goodness that's rare.....
;>)