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Um, the figs were fresh today?

Get a lot of fesh stuff in here K! LOL

Oh-er. I think they were a tad to fresh.

a plate of fresh snails please??















Only joking .....

Hi folks, those snails have eaten all the lettuce. Good job I fancy a Corned Beef Hash.

Mostly blue day today, the sun shines on the righteous.

Well that's it then Socs, there ain't no hope for the majority of us then! ;>)
Lettuce...bottom drawer in the fridge and not a snail in sight, sent them all to Cloggie Land with Spacie ;>)

Socco yawns and climbs carefully into the hammock. Poor old chap is tired, it's an age thing! More blue stocks today, must be lulling me into a false sense of security.

This thread's been shouting at me for about a week. Just want to see if I can put it right.

I'll have a nice mug of freshly brewed tea please, don't want any snails or lettuce or anything else - will lose my appetite for my meal when I get home. Then the drive home.


Oops, sorry Socs, didn't mean to wake you.

edit, nope, still showing bold print all the way down.

SC, just put a nice plate of snails on the bar for you.

? Why is there an empty plate on the bar? And what is that I just trod on?

You lost your specs?

I think SC must have dropped the shell on the floor while he was tucking into the ones I left him.

Never mind I will get the coffee house song thrush to clear up the leftovers.

That was my specs you trod on. Now I can't read the menu :-|

I'm back in here after a few hard games of Badminton, thought I'd try again to understand the "Caution message confused" banner. Then my head went round in circles! Anyway I can see a nice cool Carlsberg with my name on it.

Are there any snails left?

I can't see any menu!

Here, would you like to borrow my spe....

Oh sugar, I forgot.

Message updated.

New menu posted, I will have zero of number 1 please..

Is there any garlic butter?

And could we start rebuilding the wine list, please?

Mumm Napa Grande Ann 1999 for starters and I think Sterling Vineyards Napa Cabernet Sauvignon (Three Palms vineyard) for my Californians.

Although Ridge Vineyards Cabernet from high in the hills above Palo Alto beat the lot in tasting . . .

Well, never having been high in them thar hills - I wouldn't know :P

Now I'm confused, cos I can't see a nice cool Carlsberg with my name on it.
Anyone seen my specs?