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That was my specs you trod on. Now I can't read the menu :-|

I'm back in here after a few hard games of Badminton, thought I'd try again to understand the "Caution message confused" banner. Then my head went round in circles! Anyway I can see a nice cool Carlsberg with my name on it.

Are there any snails left?

I can't see any menu!

Here, would you like to borrow my spe....

Oh sugar, I forgot.

Message updated.

New menu posted, I will have zero of number 1 please..

Is there any garlic butter?

And could we start rebuilding the wine list, please?

Mumm Napa Grande Ann 1999 for starters and I think Sterling Vineyards Napa Cabernet Sauvignon (Three Palms vineyard) for my Californians.

Although Ridge Vineyards Cabernet from high in the hills above Palo Alto beat the lot in tasting . . .

Well, never having been high in them thar hills - I wouldn't know :P

Now I'm confused, cos I can't see a nice cool Carlsberg with my name on it.
Anyone seen my specs?

Top of your head Choccie, as usual ;-)

MM wine list added, bit basic at the moment.

Chocolat, you havnt been drinking your glasses again have you?

No snails please.

Ta furry :)

Blimey - I can see the menu now. Ok, bring on the snails then.
With lashings of wine please.
In the 'ammock.

Ooops Spacie - nearly fell over you then.
Think the snails got to my PC thingie first :S

Spacie: Excellent wine list. It can be anything we want. I'm not into molluscs myself, so Choccie can have my portion. With beetroot leaves.

Bad news fellow diners....
Been slapped with an embargo - No More Snails - apparently there's been complaints from across the Channel that we have exceeded our EU limits...

So it's back to the usual stand-bys:

Tuna salad - or tuna salad sarnies
Salad sarnies
Bacon and egg with toast
Bacon butties (with or without egg)
Chip butties (with our without bacon or egg)
Or any odd combination of the above that you fancy!

Better change the menu Spacie or we'll be in trouble.

Morning bunny, embargo... oh dear well we dont have much choice then do we ;-)

Menu updated....

meant to add, I will have one of each of todays menu please with some wine.

One of each with a liberal dose of vino ;>)

I'll have a bottle of Sori Tildin, Angelo Gaja 2000 if someone will lend me 170 to buy it with.

Good morning all, Socco is holding court today and so the bacon is sizzling and the eggs are a frying.

By the bye, with regard to the notice, I never saw any warning snails.

Just a cup of tea and a danish please for the bunny Socs :>)

Bunny, do you desire a mug of tea or are you more of a fine porcelain tea-cup bunny?

I have cherry danish, raisin danish and apricot danish, which one or all 3? (And definitely no snails).